I know--it's a story that's a notch below the belt--but worthy of a Friday post.
1 posted on
05/29/2009 2:36:20 PM PDT by
devane617
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To: devane617
Does Big MO know about this...and will BO join the boycott...and if so, will it include no sex with his guy pals too???
2 posted on
05/29/2009 2:38:02 PM PDT by
jessduntno
(July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
To: devane617
That’ll show ‘em!
“No sex for you, missy!”
Mark
3 posted on
05/29/2009 2:38:28 PM PDT by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: devane617
Problem is most of the wives will be happy about this :-)
4 posted on
05/29/2009 2:38:31 PM PDT by
skyman
To: devane617
What happens if the women are OK with the strike?
To: devane617
I understand the goat market has gone through the roof...
7 posted on
05/29/2009 2:38:57 PM PDT by
jessduntno
(July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
To: devane617
I could hold out for 30 days with one hand tied behind my back.
To: devane617
The women are probably thinking, good, I won’t have to worry about getting pregnant for a whole month :-).
9 posted on
05/29/2009 2:39:17 PM PDT by
psjones
(u)
To: devane617
10 posted on
05/29/2009 2:39:26 PM PDT by
fso301
To: devane617
"Eddie! EDDDDDIE! I want to talk to you!"
"You treat me like animal!"
11 posted on
05/29/2009 2:40:21 PM PDT by
Extremely Extreme Extremist
("President Obama, your agenda is not new, it's not change, and it's not hope" - Rush Limbaugh 02/28)
To: devane617
12 posted on
05/29/2009 2:42:35 PM PDT by
jessduntno
(July 4th, 2009. Washington DC. Gadsden Flags. Be There.)
To: devane617
Uh, these guys just don’t get it. (pun intended)
13 posted on
05/29/2009 2:45:13 PM PDT by
FourPeas
(Why does Professor Presbury's wolfhound, Roy, endeavour to bite him?)
To: devane617
Internet usage and magazine sales expected to shoot up.
15 posted on
05/29/2009 2:45:46 PM PDT by
MyTwoCopperCoins
(I don't have a license to kill; I have a learner's permit.)
To: devane617
Seems almost like cutting off your nose despite...
To: devane617
It's only hard for Henry Beecher types (adulterous SNAGs--sensitive New Age guys) to avoid man-haters. But I reckon they have other issues in Kenya.
17 posted on
05/29/2009 2:47:32 PM PDT by
familyop
(John Galt is a wimp.)
To: devane617
So Kenyan women get a 30 day reprieve from rape?
18 posted on
05/29/2009 2:48:13 PM PDT by
counterpunch
(In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
To: devane617
It is with heart full of hope and gods wish that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mr. Legs Akimbo, the second son of the late Legs Akimbo, Senior, Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (D.R.C) whose sudden death occurred in January 2001. Having gotten your particulars from my late father's library, I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody my chastity, which was willed and deposited in the favor of myself and my mother who is the second wife of the late president. In exchange I vow not to have sex until the women of my nation change their minds about feminism.
My chastity is currently kept in a trust deposit vault with a Finance and Security company here in (DUBAI). However, the new Government headed by my step brother Joseph has on assumption of office setup an inquiry to recover all the chastity credits belonging to my late dad. All this because we are from a polygamous family. The investigation team has submitted their report, presently some chastity credits have been retrieved.
Fortunately, I managed to escape from the country,and with the help of our lawyer, I am presently living as a refugee here until I succeed in the transaction and due to the situation of things our lawyer has strictly advised that my chastity be urgently moved into an over-seas account of a trusted Foreign family friend without delay for security reasons. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call (SOS) to save my entire family and me from a sexually profligate future.
I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort in this regard with 20% of my chastity credits, when finally received in your account. The attorney here has perfected arrangements with the Bankers to effect complete dislodgment of my chastity credits within a week of the receipt of your response through telephone and fax. They have equally guaranteed 100% risk free and smooth transfer. reply me via e-mail: lakimbo@epatra.com or akimbo@yahoo.com
Best Wishes,
Mr. Legs Akimbo
I look forward to your quick response. May God bless you for your kindness.
20 posted on
05/29/2009 2:49:07 PM PDT by
La Lydia
(.)
To: devane617
I thought Kenyan men only had sex with other men and sheep.
21 posted on
05/29/2009 2:49:22 PM PDT by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: devane617
These guys have a lot to learn about staging a protest...
22 posted on
05/29/2009 2:49:34 PM PDT by
THX 1138
("Harry, I have a gift.")
To: devane617
LOL, silly men.
Don't they know the women are quite capable accepting that one sexless month and go on a one year sex boycott? Who knows? they may even stop cooking, cleaning....
Silly men LOL
To: devane617
I’m willing to cross the picket line.......
24 posted on
05/29/2009 2:50:02 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(This country isn't going to hell in a handbasket, it's riding shotgun in an Indy car....)
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