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$$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

Posted on 05/29/2009 6:04:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Well, this week has brought us some interesting events:

We got Joe Biden and another gaffe, wherein his teleprompter blows over and then he said:
"What am I gonna tell the president when I tell him his Teleprompter is broken?  What will he do then?":


And then North Korea fires more missiles and threatens the US and S. Korea:


And Obama puts forth another socialist for his Cabinet of Corruption and he's so empathetic about it:


And then Harry Reid and Obama went to Nevada and looked at Solar Panels


But enough of that crap.....how 'bout some bacon?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bacon; friday; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
Are you addicted to bacon?

Created by Recipe Star

141 posted on 05/29/2009 8:52:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: Bertram3

Anybody think Obama and Looter Guy are related?

Obama just does it on a much larger scale.

If they are not related, my humblest apologies to Looter Guy for the insult.


142 posted on 05/29/2009 8:54:16 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: mylife; Revolting cat!

143 posted on 05/29/2009 8:54:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: mylife

Bacon bowtie?


144 posted on 05/29/2009 8:54:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m 80% addicted to bacon!

Great quiz, thanks.


145 posted on 05/29/2009 9:02:35 AM PDT by CSM (Business is too big too fail... Government is too big to succeed... I am too small to matter...)
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To: fredhead

LOL!!


146 posted on 05/29/2009 9:04:20 AM PDT by girlscout (Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?)
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To: Lucky9teen
Are you addicted to bacon?

Created by Recipe Star

147 posted on 05/29/2009 9:05:08 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Hey GOP follow Dick Cheney's lead)
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To: OnTheDress
ragingbacon
148 posted on 05/29/2009 9:28:58 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Lucky9teen

MEN, IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS,
JUST REMEMBER...

SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD
THERE IS A MR. PELOSI


149 posted on 05/29/2009 9:40:13 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Lucky9teen

The truth is never a gaffe imho.


150 posted on 05/29/2009 9:40:49 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot ((Freedom's Precious Metals: Gold, Silver and Lead))
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To: mylife; Lucky9teen

151 posted on 05/29/2009 9:41:40 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: Hazwaste
What would you taste like to a cannibal?

Created by Recipe Star

152 posted on 05/29/2009 9:45:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: BenLurkin
Pfft. knock offs.


153 posted on 05/29/2009 9:47:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I could eat that!


154 posted on 05/29/2009 9:48:03 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: BenLurkin; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Stalin lives and rides the Russian subway system...

155 posted on 05/29/2009 9:48:45 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: BenLurkin; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Either that or the man is a master of disguise.

156 posted on 05/29/2009 9:50:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Vladimir still rules!


157 posted on 05/29/2009 9:53:23 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: OB1kNOb

Russian Hottie...

158 posted on 05/29/2009 9:55:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: OB1kNOb

Maybe nottie...

159 posted on 05/29/2009 9:56:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Justice is blind. Sonia Sotomayor is not even qualified to sit on an IMPARTIAL jury.)
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To: lilylangtree

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day. As they walked, they come across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering!” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”

” First Place !,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:

“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
“ First Place ,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign.
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the heck is Pelosi?” asked Pinocchio.


160 posted on 05/29/2009 9:58:45 AM PDT by DieNarrin (Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!)
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