Posted on 05/27/2009 12:39:30 PM PDT by lewisglad
UsWeekly should go ahead and change their name to Beaver Hair Weekly, because this is the 5th week in a row that Drunky & Skanky Plus How Many Kids Do We Have Again? are on the cover.
TLC should also send UsWeekly s a thank you, because if it wasn't for them 10 million people wouldn't have watched the season premiere.
In this week's issue, we learn that Kate hoards money, HATES the color burgundy and regularly counsels Satan on how to be more evil. Let's get the details, shall we?
One source tells Us that when Jon used to work at Style Craft, she gave him $5 a day to spend. If Jon asked for more money, Kate would flip.
Maybe she kept him on an allowance, so he wouldn't spend all their cash on whores and the sweet sauce?
The source (aka Aunt Jodi) also says that Jon and Kate lied when they said he quit his job, because they wouldn't provide health insurance for their army of children.
Apparently, Jon got pink-slipped after he got caught " misusing company resources." His employers also weren't happy when Kate would storm in. One time, Jon's father forgot to bring Kate lunch and she took it out on everyone at the office, "She got up out of bed rest to come in and yell at anyone who would listen!"
As for the color burgundy, it is one of Kate's arch rivals. One of Jon's father's friends gave the family a van and Kate never uttered the words "thank you."
Instead she traded it in, because the color burgundy reminds her of a real heart. Since she doesn't have one, the color has always made her ANGRYYYYY!!!!
Well, there's your daily dose! Doesn't it make you want to yell at a b*ch for breathing too loud? The feeling is exhilarating, isn't it?
No sir he’s not gelded,galded some times on hot days but thats not a topic we need to discuss.
I’ll ask him later if he would like more money or less sex that way it can be his decision and he can feel more manly.
So you are a prostitute?
I think you are just kidding.
My wife and I both work, we even met at work, 28 years ago.
But when we got married she thought she would manage her paycheck and MINE. WRONG.
I have my bills and she has hers. I do not control her money any more than she controls mine.
OTOH, if she had insisted on controlling both paychecks, it would have been a VERY SHORT marriage.
This is a real good way to work things. We never combined our finances.
Becuase I manage better than he does, we have only been able to file joint the past two years.
I take that in jest. Times are tight.
If I were married to that witch she’d wake up one morning looking at the world through the wrong end of a wood chipper!
My wife can attest to the fact that this threat loses a lot of it's punch after age 40 or so. Or at least after forty when a nymphomaniac next door neighbor moves in.
Dont feel bad, I never heard of these people either.
sweet sauce=KC Masterpiece bbq?
Only on payday baby,only on payday. The rest of the week its free.
Raising a big family can be tough. When there's so many the same age, everyone wants to know how they handle it. For this pair, apparently the answer is, "badly."
Look for a sequel built around the adventures of Octo-Mom after these guys kill the golden goose of public interest by splitting up.
We bought one for my very rambunctious great grandson, 22 mos. He threw a snotslinger! He was thrashing so hard we almost didn’t get it off of him!
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