[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Q: What's the difference between a Monitor Lizard and a Liberal?

A: One is a cold-blooded, egg-sucking invasive parasitic skank worth nothing, while the other is a (relatively) conscientious, industrious 30-pound skink that makes beautiful boots and belts.

my initial scanning the headline read as “6 FT Liberals”.

However after careful thought there seems to be little differences between 6ft liberals and 6ft lizards, save for the fact that the lizards dont vote (YET!!)

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[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Quix]

Love it.

Thanks.

[Squantos]

I thought this was gonna be a truck stop lot lizard thread !

[null and void]

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”

“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

“I did,” said ford. “It is.”

“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”

“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?”

[Berosus]

I can believe this. My brother is a park ranger in Naples, and he told me about the Burmese python problem. And I remembered how NASA has to keep alligators off the runaway on days when the space shuttle comes in. As one who lived in central Florida for forty years, I can testify that just about any plant or animal released in that subtropical climate has a fighting chance of survival.

[aruanan]

Did you see my renditions of a couple of Barry O pictures floating around the web?

Here's the Power Junkie.

Here's the Wanted (sort of)

[theDentist]

Q: What's the difference between a Monitor Lizard and a Liberal?
A: One is a cold-blooded, egg-sucking invasive parasitic skank worth nothing, while the other is a (relatively) conscientious, industrious 30-pound skink that makes beautiful boots and belts.

LOL. So what's the difference between a porpoise and a dolphin?

You serve porpoise with red wine, and dolphin with white.