Ex-Mobster Sees New Life Crumbling (Goomba's Pizza Calzone Incident Ruins Witness Protection)

News-Journal ^ | May 20, 2009 | HEATHER SCOFIELD

[ItsForTheChildren]

Not Joey Calco. Joey Galco

[newfreep]

He should have hired Castanza for the calzones...

[Slings and Arrows]

Once a thug, always a thug.

[JRios1968]

How about Chinese?

That'd be so Wong

[nickcarraway]

Once a thug, always a thug.

Don't buy a calzone from this man!

[dfwgator]

Leave the gun, take the calzone.

[Slings and Arrows]

I think I talked to him the last time I called tech support.

[nickcarraway]

“My name is Mola Ram...I mean Steve.”

[grey_whiskers]

Original story on FRee Republic was here.

...Oh! That was yours, too.

Thanks, nick.

Cheers!

[a fool in paradise]

Is it just me, or has a former Mafia hit man who opens a restaurant named “Goomba’s” already blown his cover?

Did he hire Valarie Plame as a PR consultant?

[an amused spectator]

Phinney and Capie were having a cookout at their Palm Coast home that night but Capie's 11-year-old daughter didn't like what was on the menu. So the pair ordered her a calzone, just the way she likes it -- no sauce and no feta cheese.

Well, at least the daughter's future beaus and husbands will be able to understand that it's time to shoot themselves in the head when they f*ck up and don't conform to The Princess Of The F*cking Universe's Exact Wishes...