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Lady GaGa: Mistaken For Russian Hooker
thehollywoodgossip ^ | May 19th, 2009

Posted on 05/19/2009 1:27:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono

Lady GaGa is no Ashley Dupre. But she does dress like one.

Who can really blame Russian police for a misunderstanding in which mistook Lady for a streetwalker while she was posing for photos in Moscow's Red Square.

GaGa, who was wearing a leather leotard at the time - do you even need to ask why? - asked her driver to stop at the landmark to take some pictures of her.

That's when suspicious cops arrived, out of nowhere, and called a halt to the dubious operation. Apparently in the Russian capital, people wearing leather leotards while posing in front of historic sites is not as commonplace as you might think.

Eventually, Lady GaGa was able to clear up the terrible misunderstanding and get her barely covered ass out of Russia. She continued on to Australia, where more people surely will mistake her for a prostitute, but will likely be less surprised.


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Humor; Weird Stuff
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Pretty much your standard Lady GaGa fashion choice.


1 posted on 05/19/2009 1:27:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

You mean she isn’t a hooker?


2 posted on 05/19/2009 1:28:54 PM PDT by Joiseydude (Kate Smith - God Bless America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCavKL2zdjM GREAT visual interpretatio)
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To: JoeProBono

Oh, that’s funny.


3 posted on 05/19/2009 1:29:30 PM PDT by El Sordo
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To: JoeProBono

GaGa, or gag gag?


4 posted on 05/19/2009 1:30:10 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Please God Save The United States From The Democrats, and Barack Hussein Obama. Amen.)
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To: JoeProBono

Lady GaGa is to fashion what Roseanne Barr is to singing.


5 posted on 05/19/2009 1:30:34 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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To: JoeProBono

This gal needs a make over... Maybe she can use Cousin Itt’s stylist.


6 posted on 05/19/2009 1:30:35 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently Tha'on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
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To: JoeProBono
The new hotness is the Gaga orb hat.


7 posted on 05/19/2009 1:30:41 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: JoeProBono

Who—or rather, what—is this ugly broad supposed to be? I’ve never heard of her. Is it a singer, actor, actual hooker, typical talentless camera chaser and hanger-on...what?


8 posted on 05/19/2009 1:30:52 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax (AGENDA OF THE LEFT EXPOSED)
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To: Oldpuppymax

New York art student who thinks she is the second coming of Warhol.


9 posted on 05/19/2009 1:32:14 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: Oldpuppymax
I believe she's the big-thing in Great Brittan.
10 posted on 05/19/2009 1:32:15 PM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: JoeProBono
What wonderful and unique talent does this gem give humanity? Let me guess, skankness?

Prediction: In the near future, only buck naked woman spread eagle in the middle of the street will have the capability of getting anyone's attention due to the callousness everyone will have towards "skankness".

11 posted on 05/19/2009 1:32:28 PM PDT by lormand ("Janet Napolitano should resign or be fired." - Congressman John Carter - My Congresscritter)
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To: lewisglad

Once was enough.


12 posted on 05/19/2009 1:33:24 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Seconded


13 posted on 05/19/2009 1:34:56 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Joiseydude
live long and prosper!


14 posted on 05/19/2009 1:35:30 PM PDT by lewisglad
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To: JoeProBono

I’d guess that she’s is/been done.


15 posted on 05/19/2009 1:36:38 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: lewisglad

Well it’s not as bad as FloRida


16 posted on 05/19/2009 1:36:47 PM PDT by ken5050
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To: Constitution Day

She makes me miss The Flying Lizards.


17 posted on 05/19/2009 1:37:06 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: JoeProBono

No publicity is bad publicity.


19 posted on 05/19/2009 1:42:43 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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20 posted on 05/19/2009 1:47:14 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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