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1 posted on 05/17/2009 2:24:35 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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It’s very phallic and by that I mean it looks like penis.


2 posted on 05/17/2009 2:25:34 PM PDT by exist
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To: JoeProBono

Oh goody.
Now we get bombarded with food paraphilias.


3 posted on 05/17/2009 2:27:47 PM PDT by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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Ribbed for her pleasure?


4 posted on 05/17/2009 2:27:49 PM PDT by John123 (The US may be going down the drain, but everyone else will drown first...)
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Hmm, a ten-pack with only 800 calories in the whole package. That must be the "I broke up with my boyfriend" size, they need a twenty-five pack "My fiance was cheating on me" size.

Laugh if you want, but think about this the next time you see the container sizes of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer section...

5 posted on 05/17/2009 2:30:17 PM PDT by hunter112 (SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
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To: JoeProBono

Are these pre-lubed . . . . to go down the gullet easier?


7 posted on 05/17/2009 2:32:07 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Liberals wouldn't just free Barrabas, they would elect him to represent them.)
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To: JoeProBono

Next: Edible chocolate vibrators...


10 posted on 05/17/2009 2:33:21 PM PDT by LibFreeOrDie (Obama promised a gold mine, but he will give us the shaft.)
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Crap I saw Truffle, Crisp, & Chocolate and wanted to try it. On second thought the box look like things I get for Sis at the store. I hope I'm not gay, I just like sweets.
11 posted on 05/17/2009 2:33:34 PM PDT by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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To: JoeProBono
I'm hearing the opening riff from Brown Sugar.
12 posted on 05/17/2009 2:35:40 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (the machines will break.)
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"There are other things you can do that can hit this note without banging on it."

Ummm, yeah...thanks for that piece of advice ?

16 posted on 05/17/2009 2:39:28 PM PDT by ikka (Brother, you asked for it!)
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To: JoeProBono

Actually, by the way the packaging is drawn, it looks like these Flings have already made it up to the tube to the uterus.


18 posted on 05/17/2009 2:42:15 PM PDT by Yaelle
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The Venus of Willendorf
21 posted on 05/17/2009 2:50:35 PM PDT by giotto
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The drawing on the box looks like a stylized vagina.

...and since they're from Mars, who makes M&M's -- do they melt in your mouth, or in your hand?

Cheers!

24 posted on 05/17/2009 3:16:57 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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It reminds me of the Mars Delight bar. I came across those little goodies on my first trip to England a few years ago. They are similar in design but have a light wafer interior, with caramel creme filling. They are awesome. Usually only available overseas, I found a place in Mass. that imports them.

Mars Delight

26 posted on 05/17/2009 3:21:02 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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Offer me chocolate from Uranus and I will hit you.


28 posted on 05/17/2009 3:28:15 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Looks like something a Japanese candy maker would come up with.


29 posted on 05/17/2009 3:28:33 PM PDT by Ronin (Moderate Taliban? Oxymoron. Obama voters? Plain morons.)
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At a restaurant where I used to work, the kids menu had Kid Cheeseburger, Kid Taco, Kid Spag, Kid Chicken Finger . . . a/k/a kid finger.


39 posted on 05/17/2009 4:53:29 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: JoeProBono; Bender2; Allegra; Lil'freeper
"I like it......when ah was younger we used to have candy cigars...

but I gotta say this sounds a whole lot more tasty..."

42 posted on 05/17/2009 4:59:33 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ([Advocate for] Mitt Romney[?], God help you, but you're on the wrong website ~ Jim Robinson)
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