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2 Yellowstone workers fired after watering geyser
Associated Press ^ | May 14, 2009 | Unknown

Posted on 05/14/2009 5:23:33 PM PDT by decimon

Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser.

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The geyser was not erupting at the time.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: fired; freepun; healthnazis; nationalparks; yellowstone
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To: hellbender
It’s a little known fact that Old Faithful only erupts when toilets are flushed at the Old Faithful Inn.

Spread that rumor and you might have the place to yourself.

21 posted on 05/14/2009 5:42:33 PM PDT by decimon
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To: fr_freak

I guess its kind of like all the cows farting and causing globull warming :)


22 posted on 05/14/2009 5:43:10 PM PDT by wombtotomb (ITS NOT ABOUT RIGHT VS. LEFT, ITS ABOUT RIGHT VS. WRONG!)
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To: decimon
Well, they do call it yellowstone, right?
23 posted on 05/14/2009 5:43:10 PM PDT by Bullish ( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
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To: Mr Rogers
Years ago, 3 employees took a large valve out & placed it near (not on!) Old Faithful. When they felt the rumblings a bit, they turned the crank. Then a bit more, and finally one shouted, “All the way!”. They spun the valve and Old Faithful went shooting up.

That is at least good humor.

24 posted on 05/14/2009 5:44:57 PM PDT by decimon
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To: FReepaholic
If there were tourists around then yes, but otherwise where’s the bloody harm in wizzing on the ground??

But why did they have to piss there of all friggin places?

25 posted on 05/14/2009 5:46:36 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Bullish
Well, they do call it yellowstone, right?

Named by I. P. Daley.

26 posted on 05/14/2009 5:47:05 PM PDT by decimon
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To: FReepaholic

How about if someone wizzzed in your front yard???? Hmmmm?


27 posted on 05/14/2009 5:48:14 PM PDT by cubreporter (Rush Limbaugh - Truth, honesty and the American Way. Go Rush!!!)
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Was that wrong???

28 posted on 05/14/2009 5:48:16 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: decimon

Why not piss on Old Faithful? She’s been pissing on us like clockwork for thousands of years.


29 posted on 05/14/2009 5:48:48 PM PDT by LiberConservative
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To: LiberConservative
Why not piss on Old Faithful?

For one thing, it's a national landmark. These idiots should have shown a little more respect.

30 posted on 05/14/2009 5:51:25 PM PDT by ETL (ALL the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: decimon

One is identified as a man the other is not identified....perhaps not a man?


31 posted on 05/14/2009 5:51:39 PM PDT by Concho ( No Birth Certificate-No Census!)
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To: Mr Rogers

A “practical joker” deserves applause for his wit
according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right.
For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be
reserved for the very wittiest.

LAZARUS LONG


32 posted on 05/14/2009 5:58:16 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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To: Concho
One is identified as a man the other is not identified....perhaps not a man?

Perhaps. It says the second employee's case is pending so that employee's name may not have been given.

33 posted on 05/14/2009 6:00:16 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

"The geyser was not erupting at the time."

DUH, maybe they wanted to create one?

34 posted on 05/14/2009 6:00:19 PM PDT by BobS
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To: BobS

Golden showers.


35 posted on 05/14/2009 6:02:33 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

Hot golden showers. A friend and family are going there in August. I’ll suggest he watch the webcams before he takes his girls there to giggle.


36 posted on 05/14/2009 6:08:59 PM PDT by BobS
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To: mylife

Yes, taking a crap without consideration for time and place is also natural for an elk or moose. But ya see, we’re supposed to be smarter than them.


37 posted on 05/14/2009 6:16:23 PM PDT by cydcharisse
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To: cubreporter
How about if someone wizzzed in your front yard???? Hmmmm?

My friends and I do it all the time. (I have 40 acres of forrest.)

38 posted on 05/14/2009 6:42:14 PM PDT by CurlyDave
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To: ClearCase_guy

Hey, that’s why they call it Yellowstone!


39 posted on 05/14/2009 6:57:05 PM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: mylife

Yeah. Just look for the moose or elk that appear sunburned in all the wrong places.


40 posted on 05/14/2009 6:58:35 PM PDT by OpeEdMunkey (We seem to have reached a critical mass of stupid people.)
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