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[Lucky9teen]

In Honor of Mother's Day, this weekend....

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep. - John Fiebig

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. Yes, she replied. But not the same ones. - David Finkelstein

A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school presentation. His mother was in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Her son's memory was blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, I am the light of the world. The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud clear voice said, My mother is the light of the world. - Bits and Pieces, 1989

A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick up things. What am I? When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word Mother- Unknown

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young. ~ Author Unknown

Mothers are all slightly insane. ~ J.D. Salinger

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. ~ Phyllis Diller

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~ Chinese Proverb

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~ Helen Rowland

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. ~ Calvin Trillin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after. ~ Peter De Vries

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~ Phyllis Diller

    
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. ~ Oscar Wilde

 A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~ Tenneva Jordan

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. ~ Author Unknown

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~ Aristotle

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~ Jewish Proverb

Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease. ~ LisaAlther

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. ~ Mark Twain

You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back. ~ William D. Tammeus.
 
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. ~ Buddy Hackett




Best Mother's Day Card - EVER!

[Lucky9teen]

You Are Totally Like Your Mom

You and your mom are practically clones.
You think alike, and you even seem to read each other's minds.
And while you get along well now, you probably fought when you were a teenager.
You're definitely you're mother's child... and that's just fine with you.

Are You Like Your Mom?

[Lucky9teen]

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Happy Mothers Day to All
And to all moms, for everything you do....

[Pan_Yan]

InBeforeThePing?

[Pan_Yan]

Drat!

[IbJensen]

Good piece. I think I know what happened to the headline. Whenever you see little boxes in what you’re attempting to paste, remove them and the headline will read the way it was intended.

[Liberty Valance]

Happy Mother's Day!

[Izzy Dunne]

Let’s hear it for #9829!!!

[alarm rider]

In!

[holly go-rightly]

Yay, Friday! Thanks, Lucky9teen—great job!

[JRios1968]

You Are Somewhat Like Your Mom

Believe it or not, you and your mom are pretty darn similar.
It may not seem like it at times, but you and your mom have a lot of common ground.
You and your mom do understand each other well. You may just need to work on communication.
Over time, you'll probably get closer ... especially if you emphasize the things you like about each other.

Are You Like Your Mom?

[Lucky9teen]

Hey, at least it got you attention. ;)

It was supposed to be a heart...

[Izzy Dunne]

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[Lucky9teen]

Yes...how’d you do that?

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