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I did a search using the title and other variations and never found a match. I hope this is not a re-post of story from yesterday, if so I apologize.

Either way this is too funny to pas up.
1 posted on 05/07/2009 12:49:04 PM PDT by OneVike
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To: OneVike
OOPS! I forgot the "C"

Sorry Chuck, I hope you ain't a lurker, if you are it was a mistake!
2 posted on 05/07/2009 12:51:44 PM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: OneVike

Don’t screw with Huck Norris.


6 posted on 05/07/2009 12:54:53 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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To: OneVike

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut.


10 posted on 05/07/2009 12:59:46 PM PDT by NorCoGOP (Recession: friend loses his job. Depression: You lose your job. Recovery: Obama loses his job.)
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To: OneVike

If I was you, I would shut my computer screen off before his fist comes through the screen and takes out your adam apple.


15 posted on 05/07/2009 1:11:13 PM PDT by freeplancer
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To: OneVike
This works better


16 posted on 05/07/2009 1:12:47 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: OneVike

Europe is becoming a Chucktatorship.


17 posted on 05/07/2009 1:13:14 PM PDT by lovecraft (Specialization is for insects.)
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To: OneVike

Chuck’s lesser known brother.


18 posted on 05/07/2009 1:14:42 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: OneVike

Chuck Norris - Yes
Hacksaws - No

Ok, I see the point of the Chuck poster, but what’s with the ‘no’ hacksaws sign?

When hacksaws are outlawed, only outlaw plumbers will have hacksaws!


20 posted on 05/07/2009 1:15:36 PM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: windcliff; raven92876

ping


22 posted on 05/07/2009 1:18:36 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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To: OneVike

Chuck doesn’t have a first letter to his name. Only another fist.


25 posted on 05/07/2009 2:06:05 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: OneVike

Wasn’t Huck Norris friends with Tom Sawyer?


26 posted on 05/07/2009 2:35:57 PM PDT by fleagle ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. -Winston Churchill)
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