huck Norris' photo scares away criminals

World net Daily ^ | 5/6/09 | Joe Kovacs

[OneVike]

I did a search using the title and other variations and never found a match. I hope this is not a re-post of story from yesterday, if so I apologize.

Either way this is too funny to pas up.

[OneVike]

OOPS! I forgot the "C"

Sorry Chuck, I hope you ain't a lurker, if you are it was a mistake!

[Obadiah]

Good ‘ol Huck Norris.

[America_Right]

Well, he did endorse “Huck”abee, so he may take it as a compliment. :)

[A Texan]

You didn’t forget it _huck Norris did a round house ki_k and killed the letter “C”.

[SIDENET]

Don’t screw with Huck Norris.

[DesertRhino]

C’mon guys, knock it off making fun of Chuck!! You’re just gonna wind up gettin’ of us all hurt.

[SIDENET]

I heard that the first letter of his name was out killing bad guys.

[OneVike]

Yeah that's it,,,,that's what I meant.

I like you explanations.

[NorCoGOP]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut.

[ravingnutter]

That’s ok...I use an F when I pronounce his name anyway...I also call Jean Claude Van Dammit. I got burnt out on Kung Fooey movies in high school, that is all my dates wanted to go see.

[expatguy]

For your sake I hope Chuck is in a good mood today.

[A Texan]

I couple of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts:

-The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[expatguy]

It's not going to be so funny when all of us get our asses kicked because you forgot the "C".

Hope you can get a moderator to help REAL FAST before Chuck reads this.

[freeplancer]

If I was you, I would shut my computer screen off before his fist comes through the screen and takes out your adam apple.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

This works better

[lovecraft]

Europe is becoming a Chucktatorship.

[Lee'sGhost]

Chuck’s lesser known brother.

[OneVike]

Hope you can get a moderator to help REAL FAST before Chuck reads this.

You think its time I do a vanity post and apologize? Actually I think Chuck is right now telling me to;

[TC Rider]

Chuck Norris - Yes
Hacksaws - No

Ok, I see the point of the Chuck poster, but what’s with the ‘no’ hacksaws sign?

When hacksaws are outlawed, only outlaw plumbers will have hacksaws!