huck Norris' photo scares away criminals

World net Daily ^ | 5/6/09 | Joe Kovacs

[OneVike]

In today's turbulent, recession-plagued world filled with crime and despair for many businesses, can one man provide hope?

It's possible, if that man is Chuck Norris.

The legendary Hollywood action hero is now apparently a crime fighter in Europe – or at least a menacing image of Norris is.

[OneVike]

I did a search using the title and other variations and never found a match. I hope this is not a re-post of story from yesterday, if so I apologize.

Either way this is too funny to pas up.

[OneVike]

OOPS! I forgot the "C"

Sorry Chuck, I hope you ain't a lurker, if you are it was a mistake!

[Obadiah]

Good ‘ol Huck Norris.

[America_Right]

Well, he did endorse “Huck”abee, so he may take it as a compliment. :)

[A Texan]

You didn’t forget it _huck Norris did a round house ki_k and killed the letter “C”.

[SIDENET]

Don’t screw with Huck Norris.

[DesertRhino]

C’mon guys, knock it off making fun of Chuck!! You’re just gonna wind up gettin’ of us all hurt.

[SIDENET]

I heard that the first letter of his name was out killing bad guys.

[OneVike]

Yeah that's it,,,,that's what I meant.

I like you explanations.

[NorCoGOP]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut.

[ravingnutter]

That’s ok...I use an F when I pronounce his name anyway...I also call Jean Claude Van Dammit. I got burnt out on Kung Fooey movies in high school, that is all my dates wanted to go see.

[expatguy]

For your sake I hope Chuck is in a good mood today.

[A Texan]

I couple of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts:

-The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[expatguy]

It's not going to be so funny when all of us get our asses kicked because you forgot the "C".

Hope you can get a moderator to help REAL FAST before Chuck reads this.

[freeplancer]

If I was you, I would shut my computer screen off before his fist comes through the screen and takes out your adam apple.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

This works better

[lovecraft]

Europe is becoming a Chucktatorship.

[Lee'sGhost]

Chuck’s lesser known brother.

[OneVike]

Hope you can get a moderator to help REAL FAST before Chuck reads this.

You think its time I do a vanity post and apologize? Actually I think Chuck is right now telling me to;

[TC Rider]

Chuck Norris - Yes
Hacksaws - No

Ok, I see the point of the Chuck poster, but what’s with the ‘no’ hacksaws sign?

When hacksaws are outlawed, only outlaw plumbers will have hacksaws!