Chimp in zoo sex attack

thesun.co.uk ^ | May 6, 2009 | HARRY HAYDON

[anniegetyourgun]

I don’t think so....

[abigailsmybaby]

What’s the chimp’s side of the story?

[Williams]

She gave him a banana.

[Artemis Webb]

[Wally_Kalbacken]

The old “passing the banana” story, eh?

[majormaturity]

Oh, the jokes that are going to come from this one. I regret her wrist was broken, but she probably expected stuff like that along the way as a zookeeper. But attempted rape by a chimp? Bonzo would be ashamed.

[steveo]

oookk! oookk! (call me...)

[nevergore]

Lesson, never play with a chimp’s banana.....

[r9etb]

I can sympathize with the chimp's motivation ... but perhaps flowers and chocolates would have been a more effective approach.

[silverleaf]

Valentina is now suffering from depression

“He hasn’t written or called, he hasn’t sent flowers...”

[r9etb]

But attempted rape by a chimp?

At the right time of the month, yes....

[Ann Archy]

I have seen a primate get “excited” when he spotted a female on our bus going thru a safari-type zoo in Majorca.

[magslinger]

LOL, you beat me to it.

[ZX12R]

I almost hit that.

[rahbert]

he’s so guilty.

[trisham]

Once chimps reach puberty they can be very dangerous. People too often see them as being almost human, and forget that they are large, extremely strong animals.

[Joe 6-pack]

"“He hasn’t written or called, he hasn’t sent flowers...”

Reminds me of the joke that ends with the Doberman Pinscher saying, "Nope. I'm just here to get my toenails clipped!"

[Secret Agent Man]

Not trying to be joking, I wonder if it was the female zookeepers’ time of the month. Animals pick up on pheromones and menses and stuff like that.

[unkus]

Apes are nasty anyway.