Caption Obama in honor of National Day Of Prayer

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[Brainhose]

The Messiah did not hold a prayer meeting at the White House this year.
He says he "Prays Alone" all the while he "Preys Publicly" on our wallets and family life.

[Brainhose]

1) "Please (insert name of PC deity here) do not let the common rabble and hoi polloi find out
what my end game is."
2) "Please (insert name of PC deity here) give Joe Biden eternal health so that his gaffes can cover for my incompetence."

What really frosts my butt about this weasel is that he really thinks that he can fool everybody.
It is a particular type of arrogance that is just so darned infuriating.
He is 10 times worse that Clinton holding that HUGE bible with the cross on it for Photo-Ops

[DuncanWaring]

I wonder what sort of observance he will hold for Eid?

[kittymyrib]

Jesus prayed by Himself. BO prays to himself.

[Jeb21]

Obama asks his god to destroy the United States.

Obama obliges.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Just your run of the mill hypocritical community organizer!

[a fool in paradise]

Who does a secular humanist pray to?

His mother was agnostic and held a “healthy skepticism of organized religion” which Barack has said he shares.

His fathers were non-observant muslims.

His grandmother who raised him was a Unitarian.

[fleagle]

"Thank God for me. Umm, that's pretty much it."

[SampleMan]

Its hard to round up enough atheists to make a good prayer meeting work.

[dblshot]

This is the church
This is the steeple
Open the door
And see all the fooled sheeple.

[Jewbacca]

From Obama at the National Day of Prayer:



Hear USA! I am the Lord Obama and I am The One!
Blessed is my name!
I shall be The One forever!
I am The One Alone!
And you shall me with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might!

Etc.

[a fool in paradise]

"National Day Of Prayer?!! But I can't sleep in today, it's only Wednesday."

[exit82]

1. “And here comes Air force One, right on schedule.”

2. “Please make Joe Biden stop throwing up from that
Ray’s Hell burger with the special sauce he had yesterday.”

3. “Allah, the plan is proceeding on schedule.”

4. “I can’t believe no one is challenging me on the GM reverse stock split deal and the Chrysler bailout. This is much easier than I anticipated.”

5. “Not much longer and I can reveal that I really am a Muslim.”

6. “I made the Top Ten of Al Jazeera’s Most Admired Shmucks list.”

7. “Please send more idiotic Republicans like Arlen Spector to our side. Whatta chump.”

8. “ May Jeb Bush help America to forget Reagan. The Bushes are the gift that just keeps on giving.”

9. “ I am SO glad I remembered to not just use my middle fingers this time.”

10.”Please give my wife some fashion sense.”

[a fool in paradise]

Yesterday, Obama and Biden took America to Hell burger.

[MeanWestTexan]

Bit sacrilegious.

[chiefqc]

Oh Lord give me a break, this empty suit is really, really getting to be annoying with one phony photo-op after another.

Someone needs to tell him that he is beginning to look and prove to people just what an as* they only thought he was.

[CaribouCrossing]

OBAMA PREYS. He sure does.

[tflabo]

Uhhh..did the taxpayers wind up paying for the burgers?

[Lucky9teen]

Someone needs to tell him that he is beginning to look and prove to people just what an as* they only thought he was.

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Good, let him. The more he screws up and shows his true colors, the more people will realize what we’ve all been saying all along. It’s unfortunate we have to deal with the mess he’s creating, but sometimes things need to fail (and fail badly), before people WAKE UP and DO SOMETHING!!! Hopefully, more people will stand up and help turn this country around!! Hopefully.

[End_Clintonism_Now]

He also salutes the flag in private:

[edzo4]

Please don't let them find out I wasn't born in Hawaii, as-salamu alaykum