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Suspect drops child, flees with pants on fire
Daily Press ^ | May 6, 2009 | Mike Holtzclaw

Posted on 05/06/2009 4:40:03 AM PDT by fredhead

HAMPTON - A Hampton man could face charges this morning after an apparent hostage situation involving a 2-year-old girl led to a house fire that spread to the suspect's pants.

Jeremiah Valil, 38, fled a structure fire on Peachtree Lane around 2:45 a.m., ending an apparent domestic situation in which he was holding a 2-year-old girl hostage at knifepoint.

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Valil fled the house when his pants caught fire. She said he ran down Cedar and King streets before officers apprehended him. Loughran said Valil dropped the 2-year-old during the pursuit, but the 2-year-old was not injured.

Valil was taken to Sentara Norfolk General Hospital with third-degree burns.

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: childendangerment; virginia
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run with your pants on fire and fan the flames!!!! REAL smart.
1 posted on 05/06/2009 4:40:03 AM PDT by fredhead
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To: fredhead

That’s why the first word in “Stop, Drop, and Roll,” is “Stop.”


2 posted on 05/06/2009 4:41:50 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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To: fredhead

And obviously, the guy’s a liar.


3 posted on 05/06/2009 4:42:36 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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To: fredhead

4 posted on 05/06/2009 4:43:14 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: fredhead
Insert your own Dem joke here.

(See also this thread.)

Has anyone shared this with Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin?

Cheers!

5 posted on 05/06/2009 4:48:57 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; null and void; martin_fierro; pissant; Lazamataz
Like, *PING*, dudes.

Cheers!

6 posted on 05/06/2009 4:49:53 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

Thank you for stepping up and sparing me from the searing experience of having to make this joke. Somebody HAD to do it.


7 posted on 05/06/2009 4:59:27 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Mad Dawg

Thank you for stepping up and sparing me from the searing experience of having to make this joke. Somebody HAD to do it.
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I was about to do it myself until I read No. 3, the idea was seared, seared into my brain.


8 posted on 05/06/2009 5:09:41 AM PDT by RipSawyer (Change has come to America and all hope is gone.)
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To: Trailerpark Badass
And obviously, the guy’s a liar.

LOL

9 posted on 05/06/2009 5:15:42 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: RipSawyer

I guess that beats having a zipper seared into one’s whatchamacallit ...


10 posted on 05/06/2009 5:19:28 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Trailerpark Badass

Must be a DEM voter also.


11 posted on 05/06/2009 5:20:30 AM PDT by bmwcyle (American voters can fix this world if they would just wake up.)
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To: fredhead

Pants on fire, AKA weenie roast.


12 posted on 05/06/2009 5:24:18 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd: ON)
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To: fredhead

That was probably a pretty easy arrest.

“What does he look like?”

“Well, his pants are on fire.”

“Right. We’ll send out an A.P.B.”


13 posted on 05/06/2009 5:54:48 AM PDT by sig226 (1/21/13 . . . He's not my president . . . Impeach Obama . . . whatever)
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To: fredhead

I live in the Hampton Roads area and know exactly where Cedar and King Sts are. It be in da ‘hood!


14 posted on 05/06/2009 5:58:38 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Impeach President Soros!!!)
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To: ScottinVA
Obligatory hot pants photo...


15 posted on 05/06/2009 8:17:58 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 106 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: grey_whiskers; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
A Bad Day For Penises, Part II.


16 posted on 05/06/2009 8:28:07 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Israel is built on rock. Arabia is built on sand.)
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To: fredhead

Was he a liar, perhaps?


17 posted on 05/06/2009 8:34:17 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If Liberals are so upset over torture, why did they mock John McCains stiff arms during the campaign)
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To: null and void; Revolting cat!

So this album was based on a true experience?

18 posted on 05/06/2009 8:35:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If Liberals are so upset over torture, why did they mock John McCains stiff arms during the campaign)
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To: a fool in paradise

Image didn’t come through.


19 posted on 05/06/2009 8:40:23 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 107 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: null and void

James Brown “Hot Pants” LP


20 posted on 05/06/2009 8:42:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (If Liberals are so upset over torture, why did they mock John McCains stiff arms during the campaign)
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