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Avoiding Swine Flu

Posted on 04/29/2009 10:20:27 AM PDT by IronKros

Don't Do This!



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: boar; licking; pork; swine

1 posted on 04/29/2009 10:20:27 AM PDT by IronKros
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To: IronKros

Another potential transmission route.

2 posted on 04/29/2009 10:23:57 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: IronKros
See post 4 or 5 here for the same picture with a hysterical caption
3 posted on 04/29/2009 10:25:56 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: IronKros

The standard approach:

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin c.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

Or….
You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol.. Why? Because
alcohol kills germs.

So……
I walk to the liquor store (exercise),

I put lime in my Corona (fruit),

celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies),

drink on the bar patio (fresh air),

get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress)

and then pass out (rest).

The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!


4 posted on 04/29/2009 10:30:47 AM PDT by Bulwinkle (Alec, a.k.a Daffy Duck)
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To: beaversmom

roflmao


5 posted on 04/29/2009 10:33:26 AM PDT by CharlotteVRWC
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She could probably use a good course of Ivermectin or Ablendazole when she gets older ....


6 posted on 04/29/2009 10:36:45 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Bulwinkle

SWEET!! I needed a good laugh today....:)


7 posted on 04/29/2009 10:48:02 AM PDT by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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To: Bulwinkle; IronKros

8 posted on 04/29/2009 12:07:29 PM PDT by Daffynition (Have you noticed Obama voters are having buyer's remorse?)
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To: Bulwinkle

I like your regimen, except for:

I put lime in my Corona (fruit),

**
No Corona for me; I don’t ingest anything from Mexico — or any third world country.


9 posted on 04/29/2009 12:38:08 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin in 2012)
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