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Posted on 04/24/2009 5:41:19 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Have you ever wondered how all of these Democrats can drive around in their big cars, live in their huge homes and fly all around the world in private jets with no guilt? Up until now it’s been a closely guarded secret.



Hi, Billy Mays here again -this time for the one product that will allow you too, to live the energy wasting lifestyle you’ve always dreamed about, but were too eco-conscious to pursue.

Green is good and what could be more green than planting a tree, saving an endangered species’ habitat or building a windmill? Nothing! Nothing could be better. So if you’re ready to go green, then you’re doing a good thing, and doing a good thing makes you good person!

And good people know a good thing when they see one.

Introducing the Obama Carbon Offset Coins! Each coin bears the Earth-friendly face of President Barack Obama. Because they’re minted in China*, we can offer them to you at an astonishingly low price.

Each coin you purchase will help save an old growth tree, build an environmentally friendly energy source, or adopt an orphan tree.


These old growth trees are home to endangered species like the Red Cockade Woodpecker and the Spotted Owl, and deserve to be preserved.

Wind mills and solar panels are not the only way to gain energy independence but they are the greenest. For each dollar you spend on an Obama Carbon Offset Coin, a full three cents will go to one of these worth projects. Now that’s change you can believe in.

But the one that pulls at my heartstrings, and I hope your purse strings, is the Orphan Tree Fund. Millions of trees are living in desperate situations, in impoverished nations around the world. Many of these trees have never been hugged. By purchasing Obama coins, you give these neglected trees a chance to grow-up and lead productive lives, cleaning harmful CO2 from our air.

For just one Obama Carbon Offset Coin a week, you can help change the life of a deserving tree…forever. Four times a year, you will receive a picture of your tree and a report on how it’s doing. Suitable for framing, you’ll treasure your tree and feel good about yourself, because you’ll know that not only have you saved a tree, you’re saving the planet.



And if you order your Obama Carbon Offset Coins in the next twenty minutes, we’ll throw-in Transparency In Government, a life-sized poster of Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. This poster proves the Democrat Party has nothing to hide.

So you get the Obama Carbon Offset coins and a Joe and Hillary poster.

But wait there’s more!

As an added bonus, we’re going to give you a second poster. That’s right. Just for ordering in the next twenty minutes, we’ll send you -absolutely free- Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi showing that they too can wear the Emperor Obama’s New Clothes.



Get yours now!

Due to high demand, the phone lines may be busy. Dial 1-800-HUG-TREE, that’s 1-800-HUG-TREE and be prepared to wait. Getting your Obama Carbon Offset Coins are just like getting economic recovery.

*Obama Carbon Offset Coins cannot be sold to children under 16 due to the lead content.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communistholiday; earthday; globalwarming; green; leninsbirthday; obamajokes; ofst; silliness
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To: Dead Corpse

I’m 52% green. Only because I am a cheap bastige!


101 posted on 04/24/2009 8:22:30 AM PDT by CSM (Smokers, the most patriotic of Americans!)
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To: a fool in paradise

102 posted on 04/24/2009 8:22:58 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
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To: CSM

What color is the rest of you?


103 posted on 04/24/2009 8:24:58 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: BenLurkin
The Venus of Willendorf. 24,000 years old and all woman.

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104 posted on 04/24/2009 8:25:39 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: a fool in paradise

I’m part of the evil class!

;-)


105 posted on 04/24/2009 8:32:50 AM PDT by CSM (Smokers, the most patriotic of Americans!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 16% Green
You're not really a tree hugger... if anything, you're a smokestack hugger.
So the environment is not your thing. Would it kill you to at least not litter?
How Green Is Your Life?
Woooohooo! Leaving a BIG ol' carbon footprint!

(Hey...I DID click the one that says I don't litter.)

106 posted on 04/24/2009 8:37:52 AM PDT by Allegra ( Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Yeh, every time my 7 year old comes home from school and asks why I don’t recycle, I tell him it’s a waste of time and energy and we don’t need to do that crap. I also remind him there is no such thing as global warming and if anyone tries to tell him that, they are wrong. It’s climate change that happens on a natural cycle and has nothing to do with man-made anything.

Of course at 7, he doesn’t quite get it yet. But my 14 year old step-son sure does. He does his best to educate his class mates about the truth and how bad Obama is too. ;) He’s learning right.


107 posted on 04/24/2009 8:48:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
Global Warming Solutions funny read ;)
108 posted on 04/24/2009 8:52:52 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
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To: Allegra

109 posted on 04/24/2009 8:55:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
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To: bmwcyle

Mein Kampost. Kewl.


110 posted on 04/24/2009 8:59:15 AM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: mylife
So being frugal is 32% GREEN? I just dont try to be green at all

LOL, same here. There were also no ideas in the list that I think I will be taking up. Your Life is 28% Green You're on the right track to living a green life, and you're definitely doing your part to help out. You care about the earth, and hopefully this quiz has given you some ideas on how you can do more!

111 posted on 04/24/2009 8:59:35 AM PDT by fml
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To: fml

The Liberal Code of Beliefs

I’m a Liberal because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I’m a Liberal because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I’m a Liberal because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I’m a Liberal because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m a Liberal because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m a Liberal because when we pull out of Iraq I trust the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m a Liberal because I believe people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday, CAN tell us the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I’m a Liberal because I believe business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I’m a Liberal because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who could NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

A Liberal has to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

A Liberal has to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

I’m a Liberal because my head is so firmly planted up my own butt, it’s unlikely I’ll ever have another point of view.


112 posted on 04/24/2009 9:01:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist Recruiter - see Constitution for details!)
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To: fml

It makes me happy that CO2 was produces during the making and taking of this silly quiz.

I think I will print it out and toss it in the trash.


113 posted on 04/24/2009 9:16:55 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Lucky9teen
Your Life is 68% Green
You live a very green life, and you're aware of how your actions help the earth.
Of course, it's hard to be totally green. But when you make a tradeoff, you know why you're making it.
How Green Is Your Life?

Being frugal IS being green, IMO.

114 posted on 04/24/2009 9:16:56 AM PDT by Tamar1973 (Riding the Korean Wave, one Bae Yong Joon drama at a time!)
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To: Tamar1973

115 posted on 04/24/2009 9:20:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Redneck Radicalized Right-Wing Extremist NOW RECRUITING - see Constitution for details!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Office Depot is now selling “Going Green” light bulbs 3 for 3.99 its equivalent to the 60 watt light bulbs. You know those swirly light bulbs that are energy efficient and lasts for 9 years. I couldn’t resist and bought a box. Actually, I bought a box and got the office to pay for it.


116 posted on 04/24/2009 9:25:14 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good to be seen.

I always read your thread... although usually on Saturday morning as that nasty four letter word (work) keeps getting in the way of real-time silliness.


117 posted on 04/24/2009 9:31:04 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (The U.S. Constitution may be flawed, but it's a whole lot better than what we have now)
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118 posted on 04/24/2009 10:05:59 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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To: Lucky9teen

119 posted on 04/24/2009 10:06:17 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I’m a Liberal because I love the fact I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

Lenny Bruce did this back in the 1950s with his bit "Psychopathia Sexualis".

120 posted on 04/24/2009 10:09:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (IRONY - we know more about the First Dog's historical papers than we do of President Barack.)
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