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Man hires impotent neighbour to impregnate his wife... then sues
Yahoo! News via Newsvine ^ | Tue Apr 21, 2009 | None given

Posted on 04/21/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion

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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

So, sue me!


61 posted on 04/21/2009 7:07:33 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

“Not in my house! I have a teenage son!”

Hahahahaha...what a great thread...


62 posted on 04/21/2009 7:08:59 PM PDT by jessduntno (When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
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To: chris_bdba
They are usign the wrong word! Impotent doesn’t mean sterile, the man was able to preform he just wans’t able to produce babies.How do people get degrees in Journalism and not know this?

Because journalism majors are not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree.

My daughter had her appendix out and afterwards developed lactose intolerance. When she mentioned to a journalism major friend that she was having sick and having abdominal pain, the journalism major asked her if it could be her appendix again.

No lie......

63 posted on 04/21/2009 7:20:46 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

It is not possible to make this stuff up.


64 posted on 04/21/2009 7:24:24 PM PDT by DaGman
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion
You read my mind!!!!!!!!

I like short stories. ;^)

65 posted on 04/21/2009 7:27:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!!


66 posted on 04/21/2009 7:28:31 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Be prepared for tough times. FReepmail me to learn about our survival thread!)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL LOL
If this don’t take the cake!!!~


67 posted on 04/21/2009 7:33:53 PM PDT by dennisw (Your action becomes your habit. Your habit becomes your character, that becomes your destiny)
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To: fanfan

The ‘poor’ putz was getting paid to be laid. That’s my definition of prostitution.


68 posted on 04/21/2009 7:36:08 PM PDT by fellowpatriot
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To: chris_bdba
Impotent doesn’t mean sterile... How do people get degrees in Journalism and not know this?

Limp wrists, wielding limp pens, writing the script for a sick slick prick flick can't be expected to flip open a dick-shun-eire.

69 posted on 04/21/2009 7:43:44 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: Leo Carpathian

Cynthia McKinney, I presume? That would make ANY male impotent!


70 posted on 04/21/2009 7:50:40 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (The mob got President Barabbas; America got shafted)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion
The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Everybody got screwed!

71 posted on 04/21/2009 7:51:04 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

There was a very similar story a few years ago. Turned out the kids next door were adopted.


72 posted on 04/21/2009 7:57:09 PM PDT by Rocky (OBAMA: Succeeding where bin Laden failed.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Dr Seuss for adults??


73 posted on 04/21/2009 8:26:41 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Be prepared for tough times. FReepmail me to learn about our survival thread!)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

I think this is the second oldest internet joke around (the oldest is the dog/dynamite/ice fishing tale)


74 posted on 04/21/2009 9:35:47 PM PDT by fnord (There's a reason we don't often hear about a Michelob deal gone bad.)
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To: PLKIng
What was the wife thinking...he would never find out?

Well, I can't imagine she thought, "Oh, maybe the neighbor will pay my husband to impregnate his wife...gosh, I'd better not try to pass these kids off as his."

Seems like rather an unlucky fluke.

75 posted on 04/21/2009 11:06:53 PM PDT by Dianna (Obama Barbie: Governing is hard.)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

Das fleeter Maus discovers Das Rheingold given to Die Walküre was fur nichts after being given Das Boot.


76 posted on 04/22/2009 11:21:34 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
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To: isom35

Maybe her father’s name was Trauser Traute and her mother’s name was Rainbow Traute.


77 posted on 04/22/2009 3:01:56 PM PDT by Enterprise (Hey Pirates - you got yer asses kicked!)
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To: TenthAmendmentChampion

LOL! Fun times!


78 posted on 07/17/2009 10:51:04 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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