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Man hires impotent neighbour to impregnate his wife... then sues
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| Tue Apr 21, 2009
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Posted on 04/21/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion
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To: Snickering Hound
I expect a Helen Thomas picture any moment.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:26:59 PM PDT
by
Radl
(rtr)
To: TheConservativeParty
“Wow. Now that’s a news story! That would be a great story line for a soap opera.”
Who would believe it? Except...if the Mouse and the Trout were really a mouse and a trout and...nahhhhhh...
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:27:36 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
let's see...
- Former beauty queen
- 72 times
- Beauty queen's husband approves AND pays you for it
- Wife knows
And ... exactly how does one get a gig like this?
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:28:52 PM PDT
by
softwarecreator
(Definition of a sucker: Pay your bills like a responsible adult to compensate for those who didn't!)
To: Viking2002
“Dare I say it - marinade injector?”
I have tears in my eyes...this is the funniest thing I have ever read...I REALLY hope this is true...
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:29:21 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:29:23 PM PDT
by
exit82
(The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
To: jessduntno
Impotent hell. Her limburger breath was killing me.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:29:34 PM PDT
by
Radl
(rtr)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
So when the guy shows up in court and he’s asked why he’s dressed so nice, he can respond, “I might as well dress like I’m impotent.”
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:29:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: PLKIng
all the while knowing that you can not have children Apparently, he didn't know that he couldn't father children. He had incorrectly presumed that his wife's kids were actually his. She eventually admitted that they weren't. Oh, what tangled webs we weave...
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:32:54 PM PDT
by
Bob
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
To: Radl
“Impotent hell. Her limburger breath was killing me.”
heeheeheeheeHAWHAWHAWWWWW...
Mouse says finally “Baby, please, 27 is my limit on snitzengruben”
Husband says “YOU TEUTONIC ____”
Wife is thinking “What a nice guy...”
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:34:31 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(When POTUS is used in reference to Obama, does the TU stand for Totally Useless?)
To: jessduntno
There's a joke about 'manguini sauce' in there somewhere, methinks.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:40:16 PM PDT
by
Viking2002
(Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money." Is prostitution legal in Germany?
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
so f he had to have sex with his next door neighbor beauty queen 3 time a week for a fee of €2,000 ??
was that money HE had to pay?
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:53:40 PM PDT
by
zwerni
(this isn't gonna be good for business)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
There is a Coen brothers movie in here somewhere.
34
posted on
04/21/2009 4:54:14 PM PDT
by
LiberConservative
(0bama is to the presidency what Kenny G is to jazz.)
To: TenthAmendmentChampion
If she was truly a traute, there could have been an anti-fungal remedy.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:55:24 PM PDT
by
familyop
(combat engineer (combat), National Guard, '89-'96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote, http://falconparty.com/)
To: fellowpatriot
To: jessduntno
I wasn’t fussing at you, jessduntno. I can appreciate that a lot of folks see a lot of jokes in this situation. I’m just old and disgusted with a lot of stuff, jess. Sigh.
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posted on
04/21/2009 4:59:10 PM PDT
by
Twinkie
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
To: JennysCool
Pictures. We need pictures.
39
posted on
04/21/2009 5:09:09 PM PDT
by
StAntKnee
(Not a speck of courage in the WH.)
To: softwarecreator
I never laugh out loud at posts.
Till yours.
Very funny.
40
posted on
04/21/2009 5:12:33 PM PDT
by
StAntKnee
(Not a speck of courage in the WH.)
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