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Lindsay Lohan Is Back to Men, Gives Leonardo DiCaprio a Lap Dance
UK Sun ^ | 4/20/09

Posted on 04/20/2009 12:43:21 PM PDT by lewisglad

Lindsay Lohan is trying to sleep with men again - specifically Leonardo DiCaprio. According to The Sun, Lohan was out partying in Hollywood - for like the ninth night in a row - and she saw Leonardo at the club My House. According to a “source”, “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.” If the honey had a dirt lip and a swimsuit-model girlfriend, that is.

Lindsay moved in for the kill, it seems, and engaged Leo in some kind of intense conversation that he seemed to enjoy. The source added “She definitely tickled his fancy.” Conversation wasn’t the only thing on the menu, though. Did someone order a cracked-out lap dance? Allegedly, Lindsay “shocked” partygoers “when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”

It seems LINDSAY LOHAN has had her fill of women and is throwing herself back into the world of man love. The so-called actress, who has split from lesbian lover SAM RONSON, was clocked flirting relentlessly with a series of men on a night out before turning her attention to LEO DiCAPRIO.

She warmed up with a cosy chat — then got up and danced in front of him.

The Titanic actor has always had an eye for the ladies but I think he’s sinking to new lows with this flirtation. He has dated supermodels HELENA CHRISTENSEN and GISELE BUNDCHEN and he is currently tickling Israeli catwalk star BAR RAFAELI.

I can understand Lindsay’s motivation for wanting to get close to Leo, but not why he would risk the wrath of his gorgeous missus.

Lindsay spotted Leo at Hollywood hotspot My House on Wednesday night. A source said: “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.”

“She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.”

“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.”

“The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.”

As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.

My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”

I’m struggling to see the appeal in a well connected, loaded, A-list Hollywood star. I always thought her fling with her DJ lover Sam was just an attention-grabbing ploy. Lindsay might be a bit of a looker but Leo’s missus Bar is an outstanding example of a woman.

She poses on a beach in her bikini for a living. Lilo is good at breathing, and, er, that’s about it. I just hope for Leo’s sake his girlfriend doesn’t get wind of his antics or he may find himself barred from the bedroom.

From The Sun

Even though I think The Sun is being rather snide, whoever wrote it does have a point. Bar Rafaeli has a job and she doesn’t go around chattering like a crackhead, thus, she‘s a better woman than Lindsay. Even if this report is even partially true (I believe all of the Lohan stuff, but I wonder about the DiCaprio stuff), Bar is going to dump Leo in a heartbeat. The weird thing is that I’ve never really thought of Leo as a womanizer, or the kind of guy who would hook up with someone like Lindsay, even if it was just for a night. Leo may be a commitment-phobic mama’s boy (seriously, he is), but he’s not out there, banging every chica who gives him a lap dance. This does make him look bad, even though I suspect he was just trying to be nice to a girl who is down on her luck.


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To: techno

Some are bi-sexual, some are doing it for attention, and most are born that way.


41 posted on 04/20/2009 2:54:43 PM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: Longdriver

Modeling = Whoring? Uhm, ok.


42 posted on 04/20/2009 2:56:30 PM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace
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To: Big_Monkey

My guess is two years tops. She’s already way down the Dana Plato Road to Ruin™. Unremitting Substance Abuse, Sexual Indiscretion, Nude pictures/films (LiLO’s got a sex tape on line. She...ahem...knows how to please a man). All that’s left is armed robbery and suicide.


43 posted on 04/20/2009 3:01:47 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Saiga 12 shotgun - When the Zombies see it, they'll sh*t bricks.)
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To: lewisglad

Yea I guess. At 3am closing time, with some very thick beer goggles.


44 posted on 04/20/2009 3:24:33 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Longdriver
Whoring your body out on a beach

I don't recall hearing that Ms. Bar Rafaeli is a prostitute. As far as I'm aware, she is a model and has not been paid for sex. Do you have some evidence that she accepts money to have sex, on a beach or anywhere else?

45 posted on 04/20/2009 4:25:35 PM PDT by ottbmare (Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Obama!)
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To: lewisglad
'Back' to men? Did you take a good look at that scrawny little critter she was showering with? Tell me 'she' didn't wield a sword........


46 posted on 04/20/2009 5:41:26 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Thomas Paine on one shoulder, and St. Anger on the other.)
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To: Longdriver; lewisglad
Whoring your body out on a beach == “oustanding example of a woman”???

Maybe LG meant physically, literally.

≤]B^)

47 posted on 04/20/2009 7:03:06 PM PDT by Erasmus (When it rattles by your window, the Chicago "L" annoys.)
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To: ItisaReligionofPeace

I don’t consider any models to be “outstanding examples of women”. Being paid to wear a bikini is akin to stripping. One simply involves more clothes being taken off than the other.

Not that Lohan’s any catch, mind you. I just found that particular description to be revolting and insulting to women, as it implies that the shallowness of wearing a bikini is ‘an outstanding example’.

Being a good mother is an outstanding example of a woman.


48 posted on 04/21/2009 1:22:15 PM PDT by Longdriver
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