Huh?????
Posted on 04/20/2009 12:43:21 PM PDT by lewisglad
Lindsay Lohan is trying to sleep with men again - specifically Leonardo DiCaprio. According to The Sun, Lohan was out partying in Hollywood - for like the ninth night in a row - and she saw Leonardo at the club My House. According to a “source”, “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.” If the honey had a dirt lip and a swimsuit-model girlfriend, that is.
Lindsay moved in for the kill, it seems, and engaged Leo in some kind of intense conversation that he seemed to enjoy. The source added “She definitely tickled his fancy.” Conversation wasn’t the only thing on the menu, though. Did someone order a cracked-out lap dance? Allegedly, Lindsay “shocked” partygoers “when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
It seems LINDSAY LOHAN has had her fill of women and is throwing herself back into the world of man love. The so-called actress, who has split from lesbian lover SAM RONSON, was clocked flirting relentlessly with a series of men on a night out before turning her attention to LEO DiCAPRIO.
She warmed up with a cosy chat — then got up and danced in front of him.
The Titanic actor has always had an eye for the ladies but I think he’s sinking to new lows with this flirtation. He has dated supermodels HELENA CHRISTENSEN and GISELE BUNDCHEN and he is currently tickling Israeli catwalk star BAR RAFAELI.
I can understand Lindsay’s motivation for wanting to get close to Leo, but not why he would risk the wrath of his gorgeous missus.
Lindsay spotted Leo at Hollywood hotspot My House on Wednesday night. A source said: “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey.”
“She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.”
“She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.”
“The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.”
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.
My eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
I’m struggling to see the appeal in a well connected, loaded, A-list Hollywood star. I always thought her fling with her DJ lover Sam was just an attention-grabbing ploy. Lindsay might be a bit of a looker but Leo’s missus Bar is an outstanding example of a woman.
She poses on a beach in her bikini for a living. Lilo is good at breathing, and, er, that’s about it. I just hope for Leo’s sake his girlfriend doesn’t get wind of his antics or he may find himself barred from the bedroom.
From The Sun
Even though I think The Sun is being rather snide, whoever wrote it does have a point. Bar Rafaeli has a job and she doesn’t go around chattering like a crackhead, thus, she‘s a better woman than Lindsay. Even if this report is even partially true (I believe all of the Lohan stuff, but I wonder about the DiCaprio stuff), Bar is going to dump Leo in a heartbeat. The weird thing is that I’ve never really thought of Leo as a womanizer, or the kind of guy who would hook up with someone like Lindsay, even if it was just for a night. Leo may be a commitment-phobic mama’s boy (seriously, he is), but he’s not out there, banging every chica who gives him a lap dance. This does make him look bad, even though I suspect he was just trying to be nice to a girl who is down on her luck.
Leonardo DiCaprio is a “man”? In my book he’s a slimey little leftist weasel.
Does anyone know what the over/under is in the Lohan death and porno pools?
How low can you sink Lindsey? A lap dance for Leonardo DeMilktoast?
Excellent plan, Lindsay. Now all you have to do is get Leo to give up men too and you’ll be in business.
Well she didn’t exactly graduate from college, but she still qualifies as a LUG.
“DiCaprio is a “man”?”
wake me up when he’s grown chest hair.
In other news, the Herpes and Chlamydia infection rates just skyrocketed.
Oy, Leo: Have yourself tested, man.
Nobody gets that skanky without at least two or three pieces of “permanent baggage”.
Leo certainly knows a shipwreck when he see one. Only difference between Lohan and the Titanic is that they know the number of men who went down on the Titanic ;-)
I hope she got a $50 tip at least.
Lindsay would better served to be sitting atop an unbalanced automatic washing machine, singing “Rule, Brittania!”
She’s still number 2 on my ‘dead pool’ behind Spears....
lol! also the number of women....
Well, here goes another Britney into self destruct mode.
So I hear another, “Leave Lindsay alone?”
Huh?????
If the earth swallowed all celebrities right where they stood, I wouldn’t give any more of a crap than a constipated person does.
For those of you who believe ‘gayness’ is set at birth how do you explain the ‘gayness’ first of Anne Heche and now Lindsay Lohan and their reversion to men?
Do you know for a fact that *that* particular weasel is a leftist? :)
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