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The 7 Most Horrifying Parasites on the Planet
Cracked.com ^
| 3/30/09
| Matthew Hayden
Posted on 04/16/2009 12:10:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
As soon as your doctor says you've got parasites in your body, you don't need to hear any more details. They're all horrible, right? How can it get worse than little tiny worms or something feeding on your insides?
Actually, it can get way, way worse. As it turns out, there's nothing in nature more creative than a parasite. And we don't mean that in a good way. For instance...
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: crackedisliberal; napl; nsfw; rapingmychildhood; yuck
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WARNING: Strong language, nightmare fuel, possibility of a crevo thread breaking out.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
No, Michelle 0bama isn't on the list.
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:12:02 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Slings and Arrows
Oh, I need some rest. I was SURE I was going to be seeing pictures of Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Frank, and Dodd, among others...
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:14:26 AM PDT
by
redhead
(Alaska-Step out of the bus and into the food chain.)
To: redhead
Oh, I need some rest. I was SURE I was going to be seeing pictures of Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Frank, and Dodd, among others... It would appear that the author stuck to non-human parasites, as opposed to inhuman ones.
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:18:47 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:29:31 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:29:31 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Ah yes, the parasite that turns crabs into metrosexuals.
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:34:25 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: JoeProBono
Is that the dreaded Pelosi Louse?
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:34:41 AM PDT
by
usmcobra
(Your chances of dying in bed are reduced by getting out of it, but most people still die in bed)
To: Slings and Arrows
And that eye burrowing worm...
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posted on
04/16/2009 12:53:12 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(Choose your allies carefully.)
To: Slings and Arrows; All
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:05:16 AM PDT
by
Stoat
(Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: usmcobra; Slings and Arrows
Dreaded Pelosi Louse
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:05:53 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m surprised they didn’t mention the sudden spate of bot flies infesting humans.
[do not go look them up. you were warned]
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:09:39 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: Salamander
IMO, compared to some of the nightmares in the article, bot fly larvae are warm and cuddly.
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:13:00 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Slings and Arrows
Gaaaaack!
I HATE maggots!
LOL!
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:21:11 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:22:27 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: Salamander
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:25:48 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Salamander
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:25:48 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
Joe, I think your “post” key is slam-firing.
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:32:17 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: JoeProBono
Much as I think Bale rocks as Batman, The Joker stole the show from the first frame and never gave it back.
“And here....we...go.”
Too bad he he screwed himself over in real life.
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:34:34 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/16/2009 1:35:37 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
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