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Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour...find a FIR TREE inside his lung
dailymail.co.uk ^ | April 14, 2009 | Will Stewart

Posted on 04/14/2009 11:15:40 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Shocked Russian surgeons claim they found a five-centimetre fir tree growing inside a man's lung as they operated on him for suspected cancer.

The amazing discovery apparently was made when they opened up Artyom Sidorkin, 28, to remove what they thought was a serious tumour.

Sidorkin had complained of extreme pain in his chest and had been coughing up blood. Doctors were convinced he had cancer, Russian website mosnews.com reported.

'We were 100 per cent sure,' said surgeon Vladimir Kamashev from Izhevsk in the Urals. 'We did X-rays and found what looked exactly like a tumour.

'I had seen hundreds before, so we decided on surgery.'

Before removing part of the man's lung, the surgeon investigated the tissue - and said they found what looked like grown fir tree needles in it.

'I thought I was hallucinating,' said Kamashev.


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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biology; health; medicine; surgery
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1 posted on 04/14/2009 11:15:41 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That’s socialized health care for ya. You can grow trees inside you before your ticket comes up for medical care. /sarcasm


2 posted on 04/14/2009 11:17:50 AM PDT by OafOfOffice ("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace"Thomas Paine)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

His main symptom was a bark from deep in his chest.


3 posted on 04/14/2009 11:17:53 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: dblshot

He’s gonna get needled about that!

O Tannenbaum ....


4 posted on 04/14/2009 11:19:33 AM PDT by silverleaf (We live in interesting times: now the entire IRS works for a tax evader)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

...Damn, I was just about to take LSD, Rye ergot growing in my stomach? Naaaaa...


5 posted on 04/14/2009 11:19:44 AM PDT by gargoyle (It's a good day to die for this Nations Freedom. Regret for only one life for my country.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Shocked Russian surgeons claim they found a five-centimetre fir tree growing inside a man's lung as they operated on him for suspected cancer.

They need to get a better X-Ray machine. Something more modern than 1962.

Good news is the radiation he probably got from that old equipment may have killed any cancer...

6 posted on 04/14/2009 11:20:10 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ( “Saving the New York Times now ranks with saving Darfur as a high-minded cause.”NYTimes Bill Kell)
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To: silverleaf

Do you think it changed the timbre of his singing?


7 posted on 04/14/2009 11:21:07 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Fresh breath, pine scented.


8 posted on 04/14/2009 11:21:15 AM PDT by AirForceMom (Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
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To: gargoyle

'I thought I was hallucinating,' said Kamashev.

9 posted on 04/14/2009 11:21:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ( “Saving the New York Times now ranks with saving Darfur as a high-minded cause.”NYTimes Bill Kell)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did the doctors tap him for the syrup?


10 posted on 04/14/2009 11:21:42 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Who is John Galt?)
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To: SJSAMPLE

I think he’ll no longer have to be in a cone of silence


11 posted on 04/14/2009 11:22:14 AM PDT by silverleaf (We live in interesting times: now the entire IRS works for a tax evader)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Not to be “outgreened”, Les Flertner of Elyria, Ohio immediately set about the arduous task of mulching his liver in preparation for the arduous task of starting a vegetable garden in his peritonal cavity.


12 posted on 04/14/2009 11:26:23 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Ah, how could it be growing without sunlight?


13 posted on 04/14/2009 11:27:08 AM PDT by Heartland Mom ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: silverleaf

Perhaps had the surgeon looked in the other lung he would have found a partridge. Then we would have a partridge in a fir tree......


14 posted on 04/14/2009 11:28:09 AM PDT by Tarheel (From the Old North State)
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To: silverleaf

The growing fir tree was a real pine in the chest


15 posted on 04/14/2009 11:28:19 AM PDT by never4get (We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour...find a FIR TREE inside his lung”

I hate it when that happens.


16 posted on 04/14/2009 11:28:29 AM PDT by kidd (Obama: The triumph of hope over evidence)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

His wife thought he was a sap.


17 posted on 04/14/2009 11:28:57 AM PDT by ducdriver (judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta. (Ps. 42))
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To: SJSAMPLE

Interesting thought! Perhaps he’s found not only the permanent cure for bad breath, but all his neighbors are inviting him to ride in their cars based as his reputation as the “human air freshener”.


18 posted on 04/14/2009 11:31:34 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: dblshot

puns like that one have a way of branching out.....


19 posted on 04/14/2009 11:31:47 AM PDT by joe fonebone (When you ask God for help, sometimes he sends the Marines.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Better a fir tree than an alien...


20 posted on 04/14/2009 11:33:53 AM PDT by Deo volente
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