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To: Free ThinkerNY
That’s socialized health care for ya. You can grow trees inside you before your ticket comes up for medical care. /sarcasm
2 posted on
04/14/2009 11:17:50 AM PDT by
OafOfOffice
("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace"Thomas Paine)
To: Free ThinkerNY
His main symptom was a bark from deep in his chest.
3 posted on
04/14/2009 11:17:53 AM PDT by
dblshot
To: Free ThinkerNY
...Damn, I was just about to take LSD, Rye ergot growing in my stomach? Naaaaa...
5 posted on
04/14/2009 11:19:44 AM PDT by
gargoyle
(It's a good day to die for this Nations Freedom. Regret for only one life for my country.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Shocked Russian surgeons claim they found a five-centimetre fir tree growing inside a man's lung as they operated on him for suspected cancer. They need to get a better X-Ray machine. Something more modern than 1962.
Good news is the radiation he probably got from that old equipment may have killed any cancer...
6 posted on
04/14/2009 11:20:10 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
( “Saving the New York Times now ranks with saving Darfur as a high-minded cause.”NYTimes Bill Kell)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Fresh breath, pine scented.
8 posted on
04/14/2009 11:21:15 AM PDT by
AirForceMom
(Locked and loaded, and sharpening wooden stakes.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Did the doctors tap him for the syrup?
10 posted on
04/14/2009 11:21:42 AM PDT by
pepsi_junkie
(Who is John Galt?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Not to be “outgreened”, Les Flertner of Elyria, Ohio immediately set about the arduous task of mulching his liver in preparation for the arduous task of starting a vegetable garden in his peritonal cavity.
12 posted on
04/14/2009 11:26:23 AM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
To: Free ThinkerNY
Ah, how could it be growing without sunlight?
13 posted on
04/14/2009 11:27:08 AM PDT by
Heartland Mom
("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." - Ronald Reagan)
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumour...find a FIR TREE inside his lung”
I hate it when that happens.
16 posted on
04/14/2009 11:28:29 AM PDT by
kidd
(Obama: The triumph of hope over evidence)
To: Free ThinkerNY
His wife thought he was a sap.
17 posted on
04/14/2009 11:28:57 AM PDT by
ducdriver
(judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta. (Ps. 42))
To: Free ThinkerNY
Better a fir tree than an alien...
To: Free ThinkerNY
looks like he was trying to grow the tobacco in place to get around those SCHIP taxes....
To: Free ThinkerNY
The man was referred (re-firred?) to a specialist...
22 posted on
04/14/2009 11:38:30 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Charles Henrickson
“Pining for the fjords” ping.
26 posted on
04/14/2009 11:48:46 AM PDT by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The amazing discovery apparently was made when they opened up Artyom Sidorkin, 28, to remove what they thought was a serious tumour Needles to say, they were relieved to find out otherwise...
27 posted on
04/14/2009 11:49:15 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Woodn't you be?)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Seems more likely he inhaled a piece of a fir tree. I doubt if a seed could sprout inside your lungs.
30 posted on
04/14/2009 11:54:52 AM PDT by
yazoo
(was)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I’d hate to see what they found if his ass was hurting.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Man, I hate it when I get fir trees in my lungs!!
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
IN SOVIET ЯUSSIA TЯEE GЯOW YEW
To: Free ThinkerNY
it runs in the family tree.. bet? ;-)
46 posted on
04/14/2009 12:41:21 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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