$$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

[Lucky9teen]

I really didn't plan this week, since I've been out nursing my family (who all came down with the flu)...so

Here's to a Free For All Silliness...

[april15Bendovr]

Future Obama Car

Tires will be made from recycled Birkenstocks.

Interior will be made from hemp.

Metal frame will be made from recycled SUVs.

License plates made at Club Gitmo.

Car Radio will only receive NPR and Air America on its dials.

This car will run on tofu but when it runs out of fuel it will automatically switch to running on Hope & Change.

Only Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid get to drive a full size car.

[a fool in paradise]

Was that ginned up like Obama’s birth certificate?

Or did the Star Registry purge your entry yesterday?

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http://www.stellarcommittee.org/search.php
Star Name and Dedication Date Recorded By
Parker
To my favorite “Big dogg” star in the whole galaxy! 2009-04-02
2009-04-02 Michelle Mann

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This is the only Obama star I can find (via search)
Star Name and Dedication Date Recorded By
Obamalicious
We love you President Obama and wish you well in 2009 an... 2009-02-02
2009-02-02 The Rein’s

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Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might.
It’s just a satellite

[a fool in paradise]

WTH?

[a fool in paradise]

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

How did the astronaut serve drinks? In sun glasses.

[a fool in paradise]

When Obama speaks...
...Better grab a shovel!

[mcar]

You Are Pause

Compared to most people, you are reflective and thoughtful.
You're always willing to take a break and digest everything that's happened.

You are patient with life. You are happy to sit back and let things unfold.
You're not in a hurry. You're content to take things at someone else's pace.

What Remote Button Are You?

[a fool in paradise]

Oh no you di’nt!!!

http://www.charmants.com/wp-content/photos/2009/03/02/p1/obama-x.jpg

[Salamander]

You Are a Snake

You have extraordinarily sharp senses.
You sense what's going on almost before it happens.

You connect with the world. People instantly feel close to you.
You are a natural protector. You take good care of your friends.

You are an ambitious person. Your ambitious drives you.
But while you are ambitious, you are also humble. You are thankful for everything you have.

What Reptile Are You?

Ah'm a crawlin' king snake and I rule my den.

/Mr Mojo Risin'.

[G8 Diplomat]

[CSM]

I don’t get it.....

Major Fail?

[april15Bendovr]

I received this email from a friend.

Fred Jones-Cockatoo a City Councillor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.

His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'

Red is positive,

Black is negative,

and Make sure his nuts are wet..........

[Salamander]

You Are Record

Compared to most people, you are very aware and in the moment.
You pay very close attention to what's going on around you.

You see events from many perspectives, and you tend to be a detached observer.
Whenever something is going on, you're all eyes and ears!

What Remote Button Are You?

This means I'm watching you all like bugs under a microscope?....LOL!

[a fool in paradise]

Aren't you a salamander?

You Are a Turtle

You are wise, grounded, and focused.
You also have an extreme energy... an energy rare for someone so serious.

You respect the earth and truly love nature.
You wish that everyone was able to live in harmony.

The only thing you have to remember in life is to slow down and pace yourself.
You can get wound up easily over things that really don't matter much.

What Reptile Are You?

[martin_fierro]

Because I just haven't flogged this graphic enough this week.

[CholeraJoe]

[Salamander]

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.
You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Gee. Didn't see *this* comin'.

:::rolls eyes:::