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Posted on 04/03/2009 5:16:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I really didn't plan this week, since I've been out nursing my family (who all came down with the flu)...so
Here's to a Free For All Silliness...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freeforall; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
Future Obama CarTires will be made from recycled Birkenstocks.
Interior will be made from hemp.
Metal frame will be made from recycled SUVs.
License plates made at Club Gitmo.
Car Radio will only receive NPR and Air America on its dials.
This car will run on tofu but when it runs out of fuel it will automatically switch to running on Hope & Change.
Only Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid get to drive a full size car.
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:29:19 AM PDT
by
april15Bendovr
(Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
Comment #62 Removed by Moderator
To: bmwcyle; doug from upland
Was that ginned up like Obama’s birth certificate?
Or did the Star Registry purge your entry yesterday?
http://www.stellarcommittee.org/search.php
Star Name and Dedication Date Recorded By
Parker
To my favorite “Big dogg” star in the whole galaxy! 2009-04-02
2009-04-02 Michelle Mann
This is the only Obama star I can find (via search)
Star Name and Dedication Date Recorded By
Obamalicious
We love you President Obama and wish you well in 2009 an... 2009-02-02
2009-02-02 The Rein’s
Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might.
It’s just a satellite
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:29:50 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Pres Obama just spent $150million of the $160million in returned AIG bonuses on a trip to England.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:31:48 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Pres Obama just spent $150million of the $160million in returned AIG bonuses on a trip to England.)
Comment #65 Removed by Moderator
To: a fool in paradise
What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.
How did the astronaut serve drinks? In sun glasses.
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:34:09 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Pres Obama just spent $150million of the $160million in returned AIG bonuses on a trip to England.)
To: arbooz
When Obama speaks...
...Better grab a shovel!
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:35:06 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Pres Obama just spent $150million of the $160million in returned AIG bonuses on a trip to England.)
To: Lucky9teen
You Are Pause |
Compared to most people, you are reflective and thoughtful. You're always willing to take a break and digest everything that's happened.
You are patient with life. You are happy to sit back and let things unfold. You're not in a hurry. You're content to take things at someone else's pace. |
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:36:57 AM PDT
by
mcar
Comment #69 Removed by Moderator
To: arbooz
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:45:28 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Pres Obama just spent $150million of the $160million in returned AIG bonuses on a trip to England.)
To: skinkinthegrass; shibumi
You Are a Snake |
You have extraordinarily sharp senses. You sense what's going on almost before it happens.
You connect with the world. People instantly feel close to you. You are a natural protector. You take good care of your friends.
You are an ambitious person. Your ambitious drives you. But while you are ambitious, you are also humble. You are thankful for everything you have. |
Ah'm a crawlin' king snake and I rule my den.
/Mr Mojo Risin'.
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:46:13 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:48:05 AM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
To: sunny48
I don’t get it.....
Major Fail?
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:48:16 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Smokers, the most patriotic of Americans!)
To: Lucky9teen
I received this email from a friend.
Fred Jones-Cockatoo a City Councillor from Newcastle , Australia , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say,'
Red is positive,
Black is negative,
and Make sure his nuts are wet..........
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:48:47 AM PDT
by
april15Bendovr
(Free Republic & Ron Paul Cult = oxymoron)
To: a fool in paradise
You Are Record |
Compared to most people, you are very aware and in the moment. You pay very close attention to what's going on around you.
You see events from many perspectives, and you tend to be a detached observer. Whenever something is going on, you're all eyes and ears! |
This means I'm watching you all like bugs under a microscope?....LOL!
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:49:11 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
To: Salamander
Aren't you a salamander?
You Are a Turtle |
You are wise, grounded, and focused. You also have an extreme energy... an energy rare for someone so serious.
You respect the earth and truly love nature. You wish that everyone was able to live in harmony.
The only thing you have to remember in life is to slow down and pace yourself. You can get wound up easily over things that really don't matter much. |
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:49:20 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Pres Obama just spent $150million of the $160million in returned AIG bonuses on a trip to England.)
To: Lucky9teen
Because I just haven't flogged this graphic enough this week.
Comment #78 Removed by Moderator
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:57:05 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
("Their armor is weak at the neck and under the arms!")
To: skinkinthegrass; shibumi
Your Hair Should Be Orange |
Expressive, deep, and one of a kind. You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices. |
Gee. Didn't see *this* comin'.
:::rolls eyes:::
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posted on
04/03/2009 7:57:55 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
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