Posted on 04/03/2009 5:16:23 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Gosh dang... Is it Friday already?
Mmmmm, fatty greasy.
I am SO in!
Happy Friday one and all.
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You pay very close attention to what's going on around you, in order to move your property line stakes while your neighbor's sleeping. You see events from only your perspective, and you tend to screw your co worker by placing huge magnets next to their computer. Whenever something is going on, you're all eyes and ears in the hopes of making a quick buck! You see the new cigarette tax as an opportunity....and view the Black Market as an investment in your future. |
People in Washington, D.C. are way too sensitive. Yesterday the gardener at the White House got fired. All he did was go out to the tool shed and open it. He looked in and said “Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?”
Posting In-And-Out Burger pictures - Ern - you suck. ;)
We don’t have In-and-Out here in East Tennessee - and man, do I miss it. They got one in Las Vegas a couple years before I left there. Best burgers I’ve ever had from a restaurant.
Sounds to me like you need a teleprompter.
Happy Friday. Hope your family gets well soon and you don’t come down with it.
They do indeed drip and ooze....great stuff.
This had me chuckling for 2 days. Couldn’t wait for Friday:)
How do you know youre shopping in Texas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo
Years from now Obama and Bush die of old age only a second apart.
They arrive at the Pearly Gates. Obama died only one second before W so he is ahead in line.
St. Peter says to Obama, Here are your robes of silk and your staff of gold. Welcome to Heaven.
W steps up next. St. Peter says to Bush, Here are your robes of cotton and your staff of wood. Welcome to Heaven.
George asks, St. Peter, he gets silk and gold? And I get cotton and wood?
St. Peter says, George, while you were President, the people peacefully slept. While Obama was President the people constantly prayed. The Lord rewards results.
Stupid Game Show Answers - Attack of the Duh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyDOXUtp1EQ
And my favorite silliness for conference calls is to send the participants this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY
I didn’t get a harumph outta dat guy!
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