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BREAKING: Obama to produce original birth certificate
Wirefeed
| 4/1/09
| Staff
Posted on 04/01/2009 7:02:24 AM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
This is hot off the wires, will break on the Cables any minute.
In response to intense public demand, and several legal challenges to his eligibity, some of which at the Supreme Court, the Obama administration will today produce the President's original birth certificate, proving his eligibility to be president of the United States as a natural born citizen, at 1pm Eastern.
The preliminary reasoning given for not producing the certificate sooner has been "we just didn't feel like it before".
More on this as it develops.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: april1st; birthcertificate; obama
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:03:16 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:03:39 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(The emporer has no pedigree.)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
To: chuck_the_tv_out
I just heard that too.. apparently his mother never had sex.. his birth certificate is listed as an immaculate conception.
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:04:07 AM PDT
by
mnehring
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To: chuck_the_tv_out
Got to be April fools. No way THAT fool gives it up.
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:04:16 AM PDT
by
prismsinc
(A.K.A. "The Terminator"!)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
To: chuck_the_tv_out
It may be April 1 but I’m not a fool.
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:04:29 AM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
I guess it takes a couple of months to create a counterfeit authentic looking set of documents that will pass scrutiny.
Then again, it could just be an April Fools joke.
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:05:08 AM PDT
by
BuffaloJack
(To stand up for Capitalism is to hope Teleprompter Boy fails.)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
This one written on handcrafted Hawaiian Paper and fonts
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:05:15 AM PDT
by
boxerblues
(Party like its 1773)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:06:32 AM PDT
by
devere
To: chuck_the_tv_out
All I could think was that ACORN used its stimulus money to purchase an engraving machine.
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:06:49 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:07:13 AM PDT
by
Saundra Duffy
(For victory & freedom!!!)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
The Onion and Scrappleface’s April Fool’s Day joke.
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:07:35 AM PDT
by
garyhope
(It's world war IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam. VRWC. TWP.)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
I did suspect this was from the Onion, but I forgot the April Fool’s Day thing, you got me.
To: chuck_the_tv_out
typo -
“More on this..” = “Moron this”
To: chuck_the_tv_out
BTW - I heard that the Obama took 500 guests with him to G-20 at our expense.
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:08:37 AM PDT
by
Saundra Duffy
(For victory & freedom!!!)
To: chuck_the_tv_out
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posted on
04/01/2009 7:08:50 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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