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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: Tax-chick

I have a nephew who lives in Amsterdam.


2,181 posted on 04/23/2009 11:20:01 AM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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To: Dead Corpse

Are you an Actor?


2,182 posted on 04/23/2009 11:22:10 AM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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To: Tax-chick
What was going on in post # 2152?

was it a troll?

2,183 posted on 04/23/2009 11:25:14 AM PDT by Pippin (Naughty Scottish Lass)
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To: Pippin
Are you an Actor?

Grief! No...

The "fun" shoot is this kind of "shoot".

2,184 posted on 04/23/2009 11:29:19 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (III)
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To: Dead Corpse
Huh... Helsinki looks a LOT like St. Paul, MN.

Downtown maybe. I'm sure it's very different as you move out. But I'm too tired to say more...

2,185 posted on 04/23/2009 12:21:28 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Pippin; Tax-chick; MHGinTN
"What was going on in post # 2152? was it a troll?"

In a way.

It was MHGinTN, but I'll assume he just posted to the wrong thread and had it pulled himself.

Yeah. That'll work.

2,186 posted on 04/23/2009 3:53:49 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

How could this be a wrong thread?


2,187 posted on 04/23/2009 4:02:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick
"How could this be a wrong thread?"

Well, I could get drunk, or sumpin' ...

Talk about bad ideas!

2,188 posted on 04/23/2009 4:05:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

Don’t get drunk on a Thursday.


2,189 posted on 04/23/2009 4:07:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face

Bill’s supposed to bring a desert to the Confirmation class assembly on Sunday. Maybe he’d like to make the Mojave. We did Antarctica for a Knights of Columbus party last fall.


2,190 posted on 04/23/2009 4:14:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

ON the other hand, the sugar-free Girl Scout cookies are a desert, philosophically.


2,191 posted on 04/23/2009 4:25:32 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

Mmmm...”desert!” Something warm, eh?
I just had “supper,” and I think I want something for dessert.


2,192 posted on 04/23/2009 4:35:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: Tax-chick
"Bill’s supposed to bring a desert to the Confirmation class assembly on Sunday. Maybe he’d like to make the Mojave."

I'd go with the Kalahari.

All you have to do is use a cat litter pan full of sand, and put an empty Coke bottle in it.

.

(Ten points extra for whoever gets it.)

2,193 posted on 04/23/2009 4:41:18 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, kids...i’m off for now.


2,194 posted on 04/23/2009 4:46:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back!)
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To: NicknamedBob

I got it.


2,195 posted on 04/23/2009 4:52:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: NicknamedBob

‘Things go better with coke.’


2,196 posted on 04/23/2009 4:54:24 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

Rum, for instance.


2,197 posted on 04/23/2009 5:00:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: Tax-chick

NicknamedBob is so old, he’ll remember the radio jingle by the line I posted. Not me of course, I’m not THAT old; I just do Internet searches. *snicker*


2,198 posted on 04/23/2009 5:02:27 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

I’ve seen print ads with that line, but I don’t recall it from the radio.


2,199 posted on 04/23/2009 5:05:30 PM PDT by Tax-chick (O hai. Do I need you for something right now?)
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To: MHGinTN; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

I open the pass through window at the guard shack and wonder if I’m on the set of Laugh In.


2,200 posted on 04/23/2009 5:17:01 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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