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Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

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To: Tax-chick

They are as blind as the proverbial bat!


1,161 posted on 04/11/2009 1:05:55 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin
NOW you also know why they ALL favor helping illegal aliens.

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1,162 posted on 04/11/2009 1:12:13 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie

LOL!


1,163 posted on 04/11/2009 1:12:54 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar
"DON'T blame me.- the devil made me do it" ====> rotflmRao.

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1,164 posted on 04/11/2009 1:15:02 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie; Darksheare; Monkey Face

I am aware of at least one use for a slinky toy.

I heard, years ago, of an urban-dwelling HAM radio operator, who lived in an apartment building.

When he wanted to get online, he would open his apartment window, extend the slinky out the window for his proper antenna length, and begin broadcasting.

I thought that was a very ingenious use for a slinky toy.


1,165 posted on 04/11/2009 1:17:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: stand watie

LOL!
She did fall down the small set of steps outside the guard booth.
I didn’t see it, unfortunately.


1,166 posted on 04/11/2009 1:17:31 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pippin

*From behind the couch*

No.

*Couch scuttles out of the way on its own*


1,167 posted on 04/11/2009 1:19:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: NicknamedBob
TWO of them can be "loaded up" as a 20/40/60/75M bipole, if connected with an insulator, coax & a "match-box".

works FINE!!!

fyi, i'm a ham, too.

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1,168 posted on 04/11/2009 1:20:43 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Darksheare
WHO pushed her???

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1,169 posted on 04/11/2009 1:21:26 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie

Second shift guard, I think.


1,170 posted on 04/11/2009 1:23:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: sionnsar; grey_whiskers; All

Welcome to The Undead Thread grey_whiskers!

_________________________

A woman opened her refrigerator to find a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

“What are you doing in there?” she asked.

The Rabbit replied “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”

To which the woman replied “Yes”.

“Well”, the rabbit said, “I’m Westing”!


1,171 posted on 04/11/2009 1:28:43 PM PDT by fanfan (God, Bless America, please.)
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To: Darksheare
CHUCKLE!!!

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1,172 posted on 04/11/2009 1:34:23 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: NicknamedBob
remind me to tell you sometime about a "HAM buddy" who "loaded up" the 3d floor balcony railing on 40M (at 1500 watts) at the South Houston Holiday Inn. = worked OK, till one of the "guests" grabbed a hold of it! ===> YEOOOOOWWWWWW!

he was asked to LEAVE forever, post haste.

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1,173 posted on 04/11/2009 1:39:27 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: stand watie

She treated the second shift guard terribly.
So I don’t blame the second shift guard for tripping her.


1,174 posted on 04/11/2009 1:52:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: stand watie; Darksheare

Some peop0le just aren’t ready for life on the edge.


1,175 posted on 04/11/2009 2:00:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: NicknamedBob; stand watie

If it has current running through it, my brother will either pee on it or lean on it.


1,176 posted on 04/11/2009 2:22:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

That would not seem to be a survival-oriented personal trait.


1,177 posted on 04/11/2009 2:39:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Seems to be some subconscious electrical detection ability.
Maybe he can subtly sense electrical current but doesn’t connect it with getting zapped a couple seconds later.


1,178 posted on 04/11/2009 2:42:02 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: windcliff

ping


1,179 posted on 04/11/2009 2:44:18 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (The black man is keeping me down!)
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To: A_cool_guy

The Obamas went to US Cellular fiend for a Sox game. Before the game a security guard came up and said something to Obama and he got up and took Michelle out of the ballpark. When he returned the guard went up and said “Mr. President you misunderstood. We wanted you to throw out the first Pitch!”


1,180 posted on 04/11/2009 2:50:18 PM PDT by cubsfanconswoman (OH MY GOD THE BEARS HAVE A QB!)
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