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To: NicknamedBob; stand watie

If it has current running through it, my brother will either pee on it or lean on it.


1,176 posted on 04/11/2009 2:22:10 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

That would not seem to be a survival-oriented personal trait.


1,177 posted on 04/11/2009 2:39:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Darksheare
Many years ago while hunting an acquaintance decided to relieve himself against a fence post, not noticing that the fence wire was on a standoff. Got the surprise of his life!

He said that for about three days he and his wife were sure it was all over.

But soon after that she became pregnant -- and he went in for his third vasectomy.

1,182 posted on 04/11/2009 3:13:08 PM PDT by sionnsar ((Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Darksheare; All
trust me on this: 1500 WATTS of RF at 40M will "get your attention"!!! ("can you say, RF BURNS, children? SURE, you CAN!")

"loading up" that railing reminds me of a tale that my grandfather used to tell:=======>

when i was a young man in the 1890s, i once saw a Texas cowpoke take off every stitch of his clothes & went and jumped into a bunch of Spanish dagger & prickly pear cactus. i asked him what possessed him to do such a thing.

the young fellow said: It seemed like a right GOOD idea at the time!

free dixie,sw

1,207 posted on 04/11/2009 5:32:15 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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