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Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20090327-NEWS-90327045 ^ | March 28, 2009 | Elizabeth Dinan

Posted on 03/28/2009 1:53:04 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

PORTSMOUTH — Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down.

(Excerpt) Read more at seacoastonline.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: 99bottlesnotenough; brainbleachplease; goodgrief; guilty; guiltyassin; guiltyguilty; guiltyguiltyguilty; ohsoguilty; pantless; veryveryguilty; withextremeprejudice; woman
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81 posted on 03/28/2009 6:17:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That gal makes a Sasquatch look good.


82 posted on 03/28/2009 6:19:48 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan; GQuagmire

83 posted on 03/28/2009 6:35:34 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: JRios1968

ACK!!!!


84 posted on 03/28/2009 6:43:32 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Who is EveningStar?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Note to self: skip this thread.


85 posted on 03/28/2009 7:29:11 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: Slings and Arrows; MassRepublicanFlyersFan; All
Ack!

 

 

As a public service, I'd like to join in providing a "thread cleaning" image to help purify and cleanse the minds of those readers whose neural pathways have been assaulted by the mug shot of the perp in this case.  Although it's absolutely true that 'what's been seen cannot be unseen' , it's also true that properly-attired and suitably vivacious ladies have certain magical, mystical powers which have historically been proven to do amazing, wondrous things.  Here goes:

 


86 posted on 03/28/2009 8:27:25 PM PDT by Stoat (Palin / Coulter 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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To: Stoat

You’re a good man, stoat.


87 posted on 03/28/2009 8:50:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Awck! My eyes!

Good thing my wife has a ‘headache’, because now I’ll be ‘incapacitated’ for a week.


88 posted on 03/28/2009 9:03:40 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: 1000 silverlings
Her “excuse” was that she was part of a “theatre group” from Sacramento, well that made sense

If she was really "like that", it would explain the long, cold walk...not even a horney 17 YO boy would pick up that hitchiker.

Was she starring in "Attack Of The 500 Pound Woman"?


89 posted on 03/28/2009 9:11:27 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: Stoat

I saw a lovely lass not unlike the one in this photo, on Fort Lauderdale Beach two summers ago, with the same bikini. It surpassed a day of perfect weather.


90 posted on 03/28/2009 9:15:59 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09".... um, what happened?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

You made me blind, but before you made me blind you made me permanently impotent.


91 posted on 03/28/2009 9:17:04 PM PDT by Dionysius (Jingoism is no vice in these troubled times.)
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To: Stoat

Proof there is a God, and that He loves man.


92 posted on 03/28/2009 9:21:13 PM PDT by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Oh good grief.... I guess I should click on the link and then browse the thread before I write anything.


93 posted on 03/28/2009 9:24:44 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
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To: Hot Tabasco; COBOL2Java

I have to agree, something is really wrong with the woman and the reactions.


94 posted on 03/28/2009 9:29:57 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://www.americasupportsyou.mil/)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Whoa...


95 posted on 03/29/2009 12:05:10 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Canedawg

huh?


96 posted on 03/29/2009 12:07:20 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Stoat
Thank you Friend.
97 posted on 03/29/2009 12:12:06 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Graybeard58

lol.
haven’t heard that one in a while...

So true though.


98 posted on 03/29/2009 12:14:25 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: digger48

LOL!


99 posted on 03/29/2009 5:23:08 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I clicked on this, thinking it would be the story from Longview.


100 posted on 03/29/2009 5:24:16 AM PDT by mathluv ( Conservative first and foremost, republican second)
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