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$$$$ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd$$$$

Posted on 03/27/2009 5:45:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lost Dutchman


Wipe out capitalism, no more money. You following me camera guy?
41 posted on 03/27/2009 6:35:58 AM PDT by highnoon (Socialized banks and healthcare? How's the USPS working out so far?)
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To: Dallas59

Vegan Chili... so it’s a fake, like Obama?


42 posted on 03/27/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: Dallas59

Reminds me of the motions that OBAMA is going through when he pretends to be holding up the economy.

43 posted on 03/27/2009 6:38:08 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: ErnBatavia

"Obama killed my bruddah!!!"

44 posted on 03/27/2009 6:40:47 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yay! top one hundred.


45 posted on 03/27/2009 6:42:04 AM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")
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To: OnTheDress
Poor kid:


46 posted on 03/27/2009 6:42:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: Lucky9teen
The economy sucks, winter just seems to want to hang on, it's wet and raining, and the pollen is in full force driving my sinuses haywire.

It's a beautiful, wonderful day.

Nineteen years ago today, the love of my life and I stood before the minister and uttered those immortal words, “Til death do us part.”

I actually found a woman who puts up with my shi - er - idiosyncrasies.

47 posted on 03/27/2009 6:48:53 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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48 posted on 03/27/2009 6:51:16 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: a fool in paradise

"STOP SPENDING MY MONEY! I HAVEN'T EVEN EARNED IT YET!!!"


49 posted on 03/27/2009 6:51:41 AM PDT by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: paulycy

Even better. Cheers!


50 posted on 03/27/2009 6:52:17 AM PDT by a fool in paradise ("I certainly hope he (Bush) doesnÂ’t succeed" - Democratic strategist James Carville 9-11-2001)
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To: Lucky9teen

bump


51 posted on 03/27/2009 6:53:48 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: paulycy
this is the one I remember


52 posted on 03/27/2009 6:55:46 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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53 posted on 03/27/2009 6:58:55 AM PDT by downwdims (It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority)
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To: Lucky9teen

54 posted on 03/27/2009 7:01:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin (And oh, Hey! I've been travelin' on this road too long)
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To: paulycy
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55 posted on 03/27/2009 7:12:08 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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56 posted on 03/27/2009 7:13:32 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Turning gold into lead!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Got this in an e-mail...

White House news ...

It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to many US presidents.

When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said, "All I know is I was walking past the Oval Office and I asked, "Has anyone seen the spade or the hoe". The next thing I knew I was fired.

57 posted on 03/27/2009 7:15:30 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: fredhead
Well, I wouldn't want to make your day any worse, but:

Intelligence sources have recently discovered that Al-Qaeda has been developing and planning a new terrorist attack by planting explosives in cans of alphabet soup... It could spell:

Happy bronze anniversary!

58 posted on 03/27/2009 7:15:41 AM PDT by InShanghai (I was born on the crest of a wave, and rocked in the cradle of the deep.)
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To: fredhead

“Wow! Happy anniversity, FredHead!” said Big Giant Head.


59 posted on 03/27/2009 7:16:22 AM PDT by Big Giant Head (I should change my tagline to "Big Giant penguin on my Head")
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To: Lucky9teen

MOrning, thanks for the pingaling

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly to get him quickly to the emergency room.

After a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, tired and wearing his scrubs along with a long face. Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”

“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”


60 posted on 03/27/2009 7:16:25 AM PDT by sunny48
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