To: LibWhacker
OJ’s gonna be dissapointed.
To: LibWhacker
ROTFLMAOPMP.
Almost choked on my bier.
3 posted on
03/26/2009 11:55:48 AM PDT by
muawiyah
To: LibWhacker
quality control ain’t what it used to be.
her 15 minutes of ‘fame’ sure stink huh?
4 posted on
03/26/2009 11:56:56 AM PDT by
GeronL
(http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: LibWhacker
Police in Germany hunted a sinister phantom killer for two years after finding the same DNA at 39 different crime scenes - only to discover that the source was a woman who made the cotton buds used to collect the sample! LMAO!
5 posted on
03/26/2009 11:57:33 AM PDT by
Travis T. OJustice
(Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
To: LibWhacker
When I used to ID type convicted felons for entry into the federal CODIS database; one of the FIRST things they did was to get my genetic ID on file.
On the one hand, if any sample ever comes up with my ID it is obviously suspect and as such is thrown out and the original blood sample reanalyzed.
On the other hand, I am now in the federal data base with all the convicted felons.
But on the gripping hand, I don’t plan on any interstate crime sprees where my DNA would be left behind on any murder or rape victims; as I am a law abiding citizen.
6 posted on
03/26/2009 11:58:41 AM PDT by
allmendream
("Wealth is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?")
To: LibWhacker
how could they not realize? they must have caught people for some of those crimes.
To: LibWhacker
8 posted on
03/26/2009 12:00:40 PM PDT by
BGHater
(Tyranny is always better organised than freedom)
To: LibWhacker
Those things aren’t machine made? Who knew?
9 posted on
03/26/2009 12:00:40 PM PDT by
JimRed
("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: LibWhacker
"Oh!, I was supposed to wear these?"
10 posted on
03/26/2009 12:01:45 PM PDT by
Doomonyou
(Let them eat lead.)
To: LibWhacker
That was very clever of her, leaving her DNA on all those cotton swabs and then going out and killing people. She has committed the perfect crime(s).
To: LibWhacker
Revenge by framing someone with their DNA is so easy these days.
12 posted on
03/26/2009 12:05:15 PM PDT by
Reeses
(Leftism is powered by the evil force of envy.)
To: LibWhacker
This is a bit disappointing in terms of their failure to account for the possibility of contamination. As a quality engineer, I’d say their problem solving methodology was pretty stunted. There is a point at which they should have sat back in their chairs and said, “OK, now what _other_ explanations could there be for this recurrent, omnipresent DNA being found at all these crime scenes?” A little brainstorming should have got them the answer.
14 posted on
03/26/2009 12:12:42 PM PDT by
Liberty1970
(Democrats are not in control. God is. And Thank God for that!)
To: LibWhacker
15 posted on
03/26/2009 12:15:08 PM PDT by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: LibWhacker
It's standard laboratory practice to run a reagent blank.
I bet they'll be running a blank on the cotton buds from now on.
18 posted on
03/26/2009 12:19:09 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("Only after disaster can we be resurrected." -- Tyler Durden)
To: LibWhacker
This is why there is no “CSI: Europe”
To: LibWhacker
The company has been supplying the police investigators with cotton buds since 2001.Not Anymore, I'd guess.
36 posted on
03/26/2009 1:26:09 PM PDT by
wbill
To: LibWhacker
WOW - anyone taking bets on how long until DNA convictions are being challenged based on contaminated materials stateside. Some enterprising young lawyer will claim that ALL DNA evidence must be suspect based on methodological faults.
45 posted on
03/26/2009 3:08:24 PM PDT by
BlueNgold
(... Feed the tree!)
To: LibWhacker
“Detectives had apparently been tracking the DNA of a factory worker who packaged cotton buds used by the police to collect samples, according to ‘Stern.de’.”
The factory worker making the cotton created a brilliant cover. She has thrown the cops off her trail
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57 posted on
03/26/2009 7:30:51 PM PDT by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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