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CEILING CAT BIBLE TRANSLATION - GENESIS 1
LOLcat Bible ^

Posted on 03/26/2009 7:00:04 AM PDT by greyfoxx39

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: basementcat; ceilingcat; humor; icanhascheezburger; lolcats
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To: greyfoxx39

LOL!


21 posted on 03/26/2009 7:20:01 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: mnehring

LOL..please ping me to any “Zeroism” threads you see.


22 posted on 03/26/2009 7:20:56 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Recession-Your neighbor loses his job, Depression-you lost your job, Recovery-Obama loses HIS job.)
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To: greyfoxx39

LOL — too good.

This opens up a whole new area for LOLcat humor: LOLcat literature. This is the new frontier.


23 posted on 03/26/2009 7:21:42 AM PDT by Yardstick
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24 posted on 03/26/2009 7:23:03 AM PDT by retrokitten (I want to rock your gypsy soul, just like way back in the days of old- Into the Mystic)
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To: greyfoxx39

25 posted on 03/26/2009 7:24:47 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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26 posted on 03/26/2009 7:25:32 AM PDT by colorcountry (A faith without truth is not true faith.)
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27 posted on 03/26/2009 7:27:09 AM PDT by colorcountry (A faith without truth is not true faith.)
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To: greyfoxx39

Lol bttt


28 posted on 03/26/2009 7:34:26 AM PDT by Kay Syrah
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To: DJ MacWoW

Ping.
Ceiling cat!


29 posted on 03/26/2009 7:35:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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30 posted on 03/26/2009 7:36:04 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Recession-Your neighbor loses his job, Depression-you lost your job, Recovery-Obama loses HIS job.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Sistine chapel?


31 posted on 03/26/2009 7:48:00 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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32 posted on 03/26/2009 7:48:46 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: OneWingedShark

Yep. ;)


33 posted on 03/26/2009 7:50:10 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

LOL


34 posted on 03/26/2009 7:52:08 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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35 posted on 03/26/2009 7:59:02 AM PDT by Godzilla (If the first step in an argument is wrong everything that follows is wrong. ~C.S. Lewis, The Problem)
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36 posted on 03/26/2009 8:04:00 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: greyfoxx39

Humor my Butt!

Youz is gonna getz me xcommunekated!


37 posted on 03/26/2009 8:20:52 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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38 posted on 03/26/2009 8:25:36 AM PDT by greyfoxx39 (Recession-Your neighbor loses his job, Depression-you lost your job, Recovery-Obama loses HIS job.)
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To: greyfoxx39

LOLz. Taks for da luffs. Can I haz a cheezberger, now?


39 posted on 03/26/2009 8:25:58 AM PDT by reaganaut (ex-mormon, now Christian. "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
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To: greyfoxx39

It worked!


40 posted on 03/26/2009 8:27:26 AM PDT by hedgetrimmer
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