Cheat hubby's willy severed
Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood
Posted on 03/23/2009 9:50:09 PM PDT by Stoat
Pain ... angry wife bit off hubby's manhood
Katya Kharitovonova, 36, was jailed for two years for the wounds she inflicted on hubby Mikhail, 40, and his lover Liza Dmitriyeva, 33.
The Russian couple had gone for a walk when they met Katya's pal Liza and invited her home for a meal.
After eating, they settled down to watch HG Wells movie The War of the Worlds – but Katya fell asleep.
Mikhail told a court near Moscow: “Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."
Liza admitted: “I kissed Mikhail’s lips. He didn’t resist, and then I kissed him more.”
After half an hour, Katya woke up to find her husband half naked and her best friend performing a sex act on him.
Katya immediately seized a floor lamp and crashed it over Liza’s head before biting and severing her husband’s penis.
Mikhail, who was too drunk to dodge his wife's advances, said: “I saw blood spurting out of Liza’s mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don’t remember what happened next, I was unconscious."
Realising the seriousness of the wounds she inflicted, Katya called an ambulance and the pair were taken to casualty at a nearby hospital.
Liza suffered severe concussion while Mikhail’s willy had to be stitched back together.
Katya faces two years behind bars in a labour camp. The judges told her she had no right to act in such a violent manner despite the provocation by her husband and best friend.
No worries mate as our Aussie Friends say :-) Also, the article doesn't 'precisely' answer your question anyway...."stitched back together" , in lay parlance, doesn't necessarily need to mean "both complete parts were successfully rejoined". The reality of the matter could be quite a bit less.....this isn't exactly a 'technical' article and so the precision of the wording should not be taken with extreme trust.
Thanks for pointing that out.
You're quite welcome :-) Perhaps in the days to come a better article will come along that provides more precision and accuracy about exactly what happened....although I won't be posting such a thing here....sometimes enough is enough, you know? And, after all, this is supposed to be a 'family friendly' website.
Lorena Bobbitt is watching and learning new tricks.
AFAIK, Lorena is back in Venezuela. May she hook up with Hugo Chavez.
Wow, talk about “High maintenance”.
Is she pregnant?
/s
Wow, long name... that's a mouthful...
I know one woman, that, when her hubby came home a’drinking with lovin on his mind, superglued the member to his belly. When morning came he had to go to the ER and get unsuperglued. made a local folk heroine.
barbra ann
Do NOT try this at home!
Bet Russian bride visa traffic drops precipitously after this one.
And all I did was hit my husband with a hammer. Like Mom always said “Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where its been”.
Jeez ... I HATE when that happens (reflexively grabbing crotch) !!!
Ping...unbearable appetite!
That’s why I said that!
This is sexual assault. N.O.W. pretends things like this don’t happen.
Oh yes there IS a ping list for that!
Thanks, Martin!
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