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Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'
sfgate ^
| March 20, 2009
Posted on 03/20/2009 3:01:14 PM PDT by JoeProBono
The Clorox Company is offering a $5,000 reward and a year's supply of toilet cleaning products for tips leading to the arrest of San Francisco's notorious portable potty pyromaniac.The Oakland-based chemical company plans to deploy a "potty patrol" team in the city Tuesday to make residents aware of its offer marrying marketing and community service.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: clorox; potty
To: JoeProBono
I knew hot wings burned twice but dang..
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:03:26 PM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(A democrat will break your leg, then hand you a crutch and take credit for your being able to walk.)
To: JoeProBono
One thing I am sure of. It’s a dem voter.
To: JoeProBono
I would try to trace the Taco Bell receipts back to the perp!
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:05:58 PM PDT
by
Batman11
("Big ears isn't my President!")
To: JoeProBono
Police
Pursue
Portable
Potty
Pyromanic:
Pundits Predict Public Panic Pandemic.
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:07:58 PM PDT
by
George Smiley
(They're not drinking the Kool-Aid any more. They're eating it straight out of the packet.)
To: JoeProBono
That reminds me. Those folks up in Colorado with the really bad natural-gas problem in their water lines...did they ever try lighting the toilet-bowl water?
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:08:33 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: George Smiley
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:11:17 PM PDT
by
boxerblues
(Party like its 1773)
To: George Smiley
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posted on
03/20/2009 3:17:49 PM PDT
by
Batman11
("Big ears isn't my President!")
To: JoeProBono
Maybe they should use some of that pork they just received to pay for their potty patrol!
To: GeorgiaDawg32
This is one I’m going to watch from the bleachers.
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posted on
03/20/2009 5:45:56 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(These days, it's hard for an iconoclast to keep up his image. -- Sid W Sodnagel)
To: JoeProBono
Busted!
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posted on
03/21/2009 5:39:46 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
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