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Police: Naked teen with dog assaults woman
AP via WWMT.com ^ | March 19, 2009

Posted on 03/19/2009 12:29:29 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

HART TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle assaulted a woman in Oceana County.

(Excerpt) Read more at wwmt.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: shrinkage
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To: Slings and Arrows; Xenalyte

There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.


21 posted on 03/19/2009 12:40:20 PM PDT by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: c21sac

I guess you never owned a standard Poodle.
They are hunters, and do not mess with them.


22 posted on 03/19/2009 12:41:26 PM PDT by SOLTC
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To: wolfcreek; Slings and Arrows

you don’t want to know. it got zotted, put it that way.


23 posted on 03/19/2009 12:41:45 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: LottieDah
Talk about shrinkage.

Not really. A fourteen year old has a constant hard on.. (I did anyway) Blue Steel. Cat couldn't scratch it.

24 posted on 03/19/2009 12:42:08 PM PDT by GUNGAGALUNGA
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To: Slings and Arrows
Youse gize iz all sqaur.


25 posted on 03/19/2009 12:42:15 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That photo (David Hasselhoff) will haunt me for life. If I were a demorat I would sue you for mental cruelty.


26 posted on 03/19/2009 12:44:05 PM PDT by Frogtacos (When our economy falls in the well can we elect Lassie as president?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL. I was trying to find a pic of Steve Martin from The Jerk, when he went running after his girlfriend straight out of the bathtub and picked up his dog and the neighbor’s dog to cover himself.


27 posted on 03/19/2009 12:44:36 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Frogtacos
There once was a boy with a poodle
Who was just out airing his noodle
When a women screamed
Of this I have dreamed
And took a long lascivious oogle
28 posted on 03/19/2009 12:44:55 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: Slings and Arrows
OOOOooooo, wrinkly!
29 posted on 03/19/2009 12:46:19 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Obama: removing the speed limit on the Road to Serfdom)
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To: humblegunner
There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.

Please don't show me the data you used to reach this conclusion.

30 posted on 03/19/2009 12:46:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Was it a pointer?


31 posted on 03/19/2009 12:47:41 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Posting bandwidth consuming jpgs since 2000.)
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To: Frogtacos
That photo (David Hasselhoff) will haunt me for life. If I were a demorat I would sue you for mental cruelty.

If you were a demorat you couldn't spell "mental cruelty."

32 posted on 03/19/2009 12:48:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
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To: Slings and Arrows

March Madness in Michigan. Who’da thought?


33 posted on 03/19/2009 12:48:31 PM PDT by MountainDad
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To: VRWCmember
You gotta have a lot of confidence in your manhood to walk a poodle when you’re naked.

+++

I reckon it was a standard poodle. They're quite big. But odd story regardless.
34 posted on 03/19/2009 12:49:18 PM PDT by mlizzy
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To: humblegunner
There ain’t nobody who can get nekkid with dogs as good as The Hoff.

You would know!

35 posted on 03/19/2009 1:00:54 PM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: GUNGAGALUNGA

All men are created equal in cold weather.


36 posted on 03/19/2009 1:14:18 PM PDT by p. henry
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To: p. henry
All men are created equal in cold weather.

I hate getting out of the shower in the winter time. Talk about MANGINA. LOL!!

37 posted on 03/19/2009 1:34:30 PM PDT by GUNGAGALUNGA
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To: Kolokotronis

Or the wacko basket.


38 posted on 03/19/2009 1:54:24 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I feel assaulted just reading the story.....


39 posted on 03/19/2009 2:25:37 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland (How to make a small fortune in the Obama era--first, start off with a big fortune....)
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To: VRWCmember

I always wear a hat and black socks with sandals when I walk my Lab.


40 posted on 03/19/2009 4:08:39 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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