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This story found by nickcarraway. Thanks, I think.
1 posted on 03/13/2009 7:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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In all truthfulness, the guy wasn’t a freak until after the attack...


2 posted on 03/13/2009 7:45:41 PM PDT by counterpunch (Kenya has two presidents. America has Zero.)
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So now I have an image of a hose and a monkey sitting together in a prison cell.

“So, what are ya in for?”


3 posted on 03/13/2009 7:45:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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Polcie believe that the horse was insane and had no accomplices, a hypothesis known as the "lone nut" theory.


4 posted on 03/13/2009 7:46:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I HOPE you like your CHANGE."--MrB)
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I’ve had worse.


7 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:33 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (American Revolution II -- overdue)
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> A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

That was a ballsy move. Was Lorenna Bobbit the original owner of the horse?


8 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:41 PM PDT by max americana
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There’s a feed bag joke in here somewhere.


9 posted on 03/13/2009 7:47:58 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum.)
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Going a bit squirrelly there, aren’t you?


10 posted on 03/13/2009 7:48:21 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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NUT!


11 posted on 03/13/2009 7:49:00 PM PDT by shove_it (and have a nice day)
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Scott Tenorman?


15 posted on 03/13/2009 7:51:22 PM PDT by chasio649
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Make the bad story go away
16 posted on 03/13/2009 7:51:40 PM PDT by MaxMax (RINO=RAT!)
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18 posted on 03/13/2009 7:54:32 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

"You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din."

20 posted on 03/13/2009 7:59:12 PM PDT by HoosierHawk (Democrats - Looting American citizens for generations to come.)
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Only one? Well, at least he didn’t make a pig out of himself.

Poor guy needs to try apples or sugar lumps next time.


21 posted on 03/13/2009 7:59:46 PM PDT by Gator113 (For America to Survive, Obama Must Fail.....)
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Short horse or tall man? I want to see the math.


22 posted on 03/13/2009 8:03:39 PM PDT by This_far
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"I once fought for 2 days with an arrow through my testicle"


23 posted on 03/13/2009 8:03:43 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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So wrong.


25 posted on 03/13/2009 8:05:38 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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Moral of the story:

Never put anything near a horse’s mouth that you’re not willing to have bitten.


26 posted on 03/13/2009 8:07:16 PM PDT by George Smiley (They're not drinking the Kool-Aid any more. They're eating it straight out of the packet.)
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Sounds like one of the damned (literally?) nags they always try to foist off on me at riding stables.


31 posted on 03/13/2009 8:16:25 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Obama won, America's done!)
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MANGLED GENITALS PING

37 posted on 03/13/2009 8:24:19 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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The 70-year-old owner of the horse, Budi, said the animal was trained but sometimes turned wild, and had bitten in the past

Time to cut off the head and hooves and stuff the freezer with "elk"

39 posted on 03/13/2009 8:29:58 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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