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[Lucky9teen]

Americans... still believe in an America, where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do.
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.
I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.
CONTINUING TO FAIL OVER...AND OVER...AND OVER AGAIN!
We reward people a lot for being rich, for being famous, for being cute, for being thin… one of the values I think we need to instill in our country, in our children, is a sense of ‘usefulness’, in other words, are we useful, are we making other peoples’ lives a little bit better?
My first job is to say thank you to those who voted me. Those who didn't, I'm going to get your vote next time.
My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.
Instead of having a set of policies that are equipping people for the globalization of the economy, we have policies that are accelerating the most destructive trends of the global economy.

[absolootezer0]

is that you in in the pic in post 16?

[absolootezer0]

i thought muzzies didn’t touch pigs? :P

[WakeUpAndVote]

[marine86297]

[mountn man]

I wouldn't necessarily call a tiny box with a red x, an EPIC FAIL. I think it just rates a FAIL. :)

[skinkinthegrass]

Lets' play 0Bambi BINGO

[girlscout]

LETTER TO THE BANK

Dear Sirs:

One of my checks was recently returned marked “insufficient funds." Does that refer to me or you?

Sincerely ...

[Travis T. OJustice]

I guess it would be too unfair to have blocks labelled “Uh” and “Duh”.

[Arrowhead1952]

Reply #28 on this FR thread Tuesday.

Caption This Photo (my brother's work site.)

[CJ Wolf]

[skinkinthegrass]

i thought muzzies didn’t touch pigs?

"Inclusive", Is the "word of the day"...errr...photo op
...but only piglets may apply.

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators." - P. J. O'Rourke
"Socialism is great until you run out of someone elses money" Margaret Thatcher
"There are two sets of rules. One set for the rulers and another for the rest of us." —Richard Yancey, former IRS tax collector

[CJ Wolf]

[Rightly Biased]

Hypnotist at Senior Center

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was
Topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
Do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
‘Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or three people up here to be put in a
Trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
Pocket watch from his coat. ‘I want you to keep your eye on this antique
Watch. It’s a very special watch. It has been in my family for six
Generations.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while chanting:

‘Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch, watch
The watch...’

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
Gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
Swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and
Fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

‘$hit,’ said the hypnotist.

…It took 3 days to clean up the senior center

[TornadoAlley3]

*

[CJ Wolf]

[CJ Wolf]

Can;t be all fail:

[Travis T. OJustice]

Damn work filters. UNNNGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bmwcyle]

[OB1kNOb]

[syriacus]

Thanks for the laughs!