Angelina Jolie Slaps Brad Pitt For Massaging The Nanny?

entertainmentwise ^ | 03.11.09

[Perdogg]

Angelina Jolie hit the roof after she found partner Brad Pitt massaging the children's nanny, if reports are anything to go by.

The mum-of-six - who is currently on location in Washington D.C filming scenes for her upcoming movie Salt - is said to have slapped Brad sharply across the face after stumbling in on him giving the nanny a massage

[OneWingedShark]

Agreed.

[gridlock]

Every man should be pulled aside when he has his first child and given this simple warning: Beware The Nanny. Or the childcare provider, or babysitter, or whatever. You are going to be working closely with this woman, and you will have a tendency to form a personal relationship with her. You must be very careful that this relationship remain at arms length (or longer!).

Too many men are tripped up over this one, and caught completely by surprise.

[rintense]

A child collecting, brother kissing, blood drinking whore was a step up?

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Angie hired a hot nanny???

Come on...they havta have a SWAT team of multicultural, grandmotherly type women for their brood...I just don’t see one uberhottie, 21 year old named Inga, taking care of the homestead Pitt-Jolie.

Dogg, is this the next salvo in the “Angie wants a 20mil necklace for the Oscars” “Jen Spends 50k on Hair Stylist for European Trip?”

[a fool in paradise]

Spouse abuse is nothing to laugh at. I wonder when she will get the same treatment in the popular press that Ike Turner got.

No one condemned Ike and Tina for being cokeheads but one cokehead slaps another cokehead and then gives her a “release” to portray him however she saw fit... If Tina was so irked about Ike, why keep his last name? Cher and Madonna and Liza don’t use last names.

[Revolting cat!]

Another usually reliable source reports that Angie threatened to leave Brad for Chris Brown (They’d still be ‘Brangelina’ together!)

[johnthebaptistmoore]

It would also help in creating some controversy to the point where she would never, ever be able to officially run for political office at any given point in the future. Remember that Fran was interested in running for Hillary’s U.S. Senate seat.

[a fool in paradise]

I wouldn't mind massaging this Nanny, as long as she kept her mouth shut.

"Hnnnneeeeeheeeennennnneeeeehheeeee...."

[Holicheese]

Yes, its like a new VW vs. a used Bugatti Veyron.
There are some miles on it but hold on tight, sh eis gonna take you for a RIDE!

[Badeye]

I don’t buy this story, TC.

[rintense]

Right.

[a fool in paradise]

We should've run Newbomb Turk against her.

[Tax-chick]

I think it’s probably fiction, too ... but it’s still funny!

[dfwgator]

“Turk, did you ... ?”

[Lizavetta]

I'll never forget when they had a cover with Brad and Jennifer together on a far off beach with the huge caption, "It's Baby Time!"......and then a day or two after its publication they announced their separation.

Made the magazines look like maroons.

[Slings and Arrows]

“If (s)he’ll cheat with you, (s)he’ll cheat on you.”

[chris37]

Angelina Jolie is the farthest thing from hot...

Seriously, do you find 90 lb. bags of bone women with no ass, visible veins, and bizarre tatoos attractive? Maybe at some point in her life she was hot, but those days are long gone...

[jaydubya2]

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[exist]

Angelina Jolie is the farthest thing from hot... Seriously, do you find 90 lb. bags of bone women with no ass, visible veins, and bizarre tatoos attractive? Maybe at some point in her life she was hot, but those days are long gone...

1. She has nice eyes.
2. She's skinny. And with women, that's the most important thing is to be skinny. Because you can put on makeup or plastic surgery with regard to your face.
3. She can do karate. Sorry but chicks that do karate are hot.
4. She seems to want kids at the right proportion. Not too much like Octomom but not not at all like some slutty girls.

So in conclusion yes she is hot probably for at least 4 more years.

[traderrob6]

Then what’s her beef?