Posted on 03/11/2009 3:53:15 PM PDT by csvset
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
...funny few post after you posted that
Doogle do you mean they are using Google google google?
(This story oh my gosh —It just makes me ill, it’s hard to believe some of the things that happen)
The more I think about it, the more I'm moved to believe this was more a DOWN date, than an UP date...at least for her.
Now that’s just...painful. LOL
Darwin Award candidate!
We *had* to get another goat.
Poor “Baa” had bonded to my 3 old geese and it was pitiful to see him solemnly marching behind them wherever they went.
[Bob T. Gander was the undisputed leader of the “flock” and it made me sad to see Baa so debased]
Now that he has little Spike, he’s the king of their rock and dirt pile “mountain”and she dutifully worships him.
They drive hubby nuts.
His trike shop is in their pasture and every time he opens one of the shop doors, they try to come in and beg for animal crackers.
One spring night, I was sitting on the ATV listening to the peepers in the pond on the other side of the fence and Spike jumped up beside me and sat down.
When he came out to see what was going on, she was cuddled up against me, hind legs dangling down from the ATV seat, listening to the peepers, too.
He just groaned at what must been have such a syrupy sight and said “Gimme a freakin’ break”.
[”A Girl & Her Goat”]....:))
Spike adores him.
She trots so close behind him that she steps on his heels every couple of steps.
All Baa cares about is removing his collar so he can be “wild and free”, animal crackers and getting his fat butt scratched “just right”.
Crazy critters....:)
Other than a HUGE smile on her face
Spike was taken from her mom too early and we raised her from a tiny little baby.
[the Mennonites breed their dairy goats to pygmies to get the milk and then quickly sell the kids as ‘pets’]
We got her in March when it was bitterly cold outside.
Thanks to “global warming” it was still too cold in late June to let her out of our house.
She grew up in our bedroom and slept on the bed or the dog crate I put in there for her.
She potty-trained herself and *never* made a mess in the house.
Early every morning my dad would drive up our lane on the way to his cabin on the mountain behind us and see me, leaning against the house, half asleep in my jammies and a coat with Spike on a long leash, waiting for her to go potty in the front yard.
One morning, Mr Funny Guy rolled down his window and yelled “Granny does your dog bite?”.
Har dee har har.
To this day, if she’s in the yard, I have to RUN through the back door and shut it really fast because she still thinks there’s been a horrible mistake made and she should be inside again.
[ and I really would, if I could...she has better house manners than my dogs]...;D
I have a back yard full of weeping willows and when they start dragging the ground, I turn the goats loose.
They LOVE that stuff.
[I just wish they wouldn’t eat my honeysuckle]....:)
Everybody loves them.
Even Dad’s macho “huntin’ buddies” always stop with treats for them and the goats run to the fence every time somebody goes by, expecting handouts.
I need oxygen, I’m laughing so hard at this thread....
Who was this guy...Obi-Wan RYOBI?
Your life sounds like heaven on earth..I had taught one of my baby goats to shake hands (to get a treat of grain) but to have one housebroken is amazing.The pictures running through my mind have me laughing out loud...especially you leaning on the house waiting for your baby to go poo. Those animals are amazing and easily trained until they reach adulthood. I don’t think most people would know that each animal is unique and has its own temperament and personality..I also had geese, 4 Toulouse )spelled wrong) and 1 African. The African was given to me as a youngster.(2 weeks old) He killed the ducklings he was in with...We called him Godzilla. He was kept in the back room until old enough to get his feathers and he also would follow me around outside. But was very interested in the other 4 geese...When he would approach them they would chase him off. When he got big enough, he took over the leadership and the other gander gave way to him..These 2 breeds have very different personalities. The Toulouse are timid and the Africian is aggressive. Great watch dogs. They would start to honk at night before even the dog knew something was around the farm.. A neighbor came by when we weren’t home and later told me that the damn goose attached his car..He added. I wasn’t going to get out of the car either when you didn’t answer my horn....What fun it is to raise animals...I’ll bet you and I could sit down, have a cup of coffee and keep each other in stitches talking about farm life.. Thanks for pictures you sent, your 2 goats are precious. What kind of dog is that? Looks like it might be a Visula. Love his horns.......Its almost 3am where I live so I wish you a good night and plesant dreams......GG
When asked about his sex life after the accident the boyfriend replied:
” ‘Taint what it used to be.”
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Just DAMN.
The first thing that popped in my head was Tim the Tool Man
LOL And all of a sudden this thread has a goat discussion.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! I did NOT need to read that.
You guys can fill in the blank.
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