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http://www.quotegarden.com/government.html ^ | 03/06/09 | Lucky9teen

[Lucky9teen]

 

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. ~H.L. Mencken I don’t make jokes… I just watch the government and report the facts. ~Will Rogers If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free! ~P.J. O’Rourke In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. ~Voltaire (1764)   Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you! ~Pericles (430 B.C.)
	No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. ~Mark Twain (1866 ) Talk is cheap…except when Congress does it. ~Unknown A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson “If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” ~Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress….But then I repeat myself. ~Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. ~Winston Churchill A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ~ George Bernard Shaw A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. ~G. Gordon Liddy Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. ~James Bovard, Civil Libertarian	Tip o the hat to Freeper april15Bendovr
Props to Lady Jag	Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. ~Douglas Casey, Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ~P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian   Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. ~Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801~1850)
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. ~Ronald Reagan (1986)T The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal:  a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. ~Ronald Reagan
	The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. ~Winston Churchill The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. ~Mark Twain The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820~1903) There is no distinctly Native American criminal class…save Congress. ~Mark Twain What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. ~Edward Langley, Artist (1928 ~ 1995)

[Zeppelin]

Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi !

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*breath*

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[april15Bendovr]

The One

Dont make fun of my ears

Sub Prime Loans and Acorn

Who's really talking when Obama speaks

Showing love for the country and each other

Who is in charge of this country?

[a fool in paradise]

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[Pan_Yan]

God bless Rush Limbaugh but I did not need to see a painting of he and Obama’s rears when I opened my ping list. Honestly though, the taco headed underwear picture full of well endowed hispanic women and half naked men is actually a little more disturbing.

[a fool in paradise]

I didn’t see Rush Limbaugh in that painting with the unicorn. And I’m not about to stare at it...

[a fool in paradise]

Love the animated graphic of the bird stealing the chips!

Was this the bag?

[sunny48]

redneck dragster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFLAtaiv5VA

[Pan_Yan]

That was totally awesome.

I want it.

If I can’t buy one I might have to build one.

[DieNarrin]

OK now that I have no appetite what so ever...

thanks for answering the question of what is worse than the fat hairy guy in speedo question

[DieNarrin]

Well didn’t you notice his golden “microphone”???

Yeah I thought it was Ted Kennedy at first too...

[Bookwoman]

I don’t look anything like this - my hair is purple

[PERKY2004]

You Are Great With Money

You know the value of a dollar - and you save and spend wisely.
By living below your means, you've set yourself up for a rich future.
And while it may hurt to sacrifice now, you'll probably have plenty of money later on.
You're on your way to riches - just keep it up.

Are You Good With Money?

[SeaHawkFan]

It’s not antimated. I really happened.

[Dust in the Wind]

Blackfoot - Gimme Gimme

[Cyber Ninja]

One particular line in Three Five Zero Zero.

[Cyber Ninja]

What we have here is an 0-session (Oh-session).

[Cyber Ninja]

That’s not silly. But, I forgive you ‘cause it was good.

[Cyber Ninja]

10.10

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Time for some Comic Relief/Let's Ridicule The Left! Ping

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You Are Terrible With Money

You spend a trillion dollars in your first month in office. Every time you speak the Dow drops. You like multi-billion dollar bailouts. You know how to wreck an economy better than you know how to be president.

Are You Good With Money?

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Time for some Comic Relief/Let's Ridicule The Left! Ping

Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners &
Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!
(see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....


Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests: FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).

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You Are Terrible With Money

You spend a trillion dollars in your first month in office. Every time you speak the Dow drops. You like multi-billion dollar bailouts. You know how to wreck an economy better than you know how to be president.

Are You Good With Money?

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Time for some Comic Relief/Let's Ridicule The Left! Ping

Pun for All and All for Pun....
Funners & Punners &
Photoshoppers & Parodies Ping!
(see keyword FReePun)
If you want either on or off
this family-safe occasional ping list,
you must be out of your minds....


Let me know of any appropriate candidate threads.
I don't ping the list to threads that are sacreligious or tacky or seem likely to become so.
(on or off requests: FReepmail, enclosing a nominal $217.95 list processing fee).

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[MrEdd]