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| 03/06/09
| Lucky9teen
Posted on 03/06/2009 4:39:29 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. ~H.L. Mencken
I dont make jokes
I just watch the government and report the facts. ~Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when its free! ~P.J. ORourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. ~Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesnt mean politics wont take an interest in you! ~Pericles (430 B.C.) |

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No mans life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. ~Mark Twain (1866 )
Talk is cheap
except when Congress does it. ~Unknown
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson
If you dont read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. ~Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress
.But then I repeat myself. ~Mark Twain |
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. ~Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ~ George Bernard Shaw
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. ~G. Gordon Liddy
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. ~James Bovard, Civil Libertarian |

Tip o the hat to Freeper april15Bendovr |
 Props to Lady Jag |
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. ~Douglas Casey,
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ~P.J. ORourke, Civil Libertarian Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. ~Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801~1850) |
Governments view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. ~Ronald Reagan (1986)TThe government is like a babys alimentary canal: a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. ~Ronald Reagan |
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. ~Winston ChurchillThe only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. ~Mark Twain
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820~1903)
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class
save Congress. ~Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. ~Edward Langley, Artist (1928 ~ 1995) |

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: government; ofst; silliness
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Time for a change?

Don't forget to set your clocks forward this weekend...
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:40:19 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
("Remember, remember, the Fourth of November, the Socialist treason and plot...")
To: Old Sarge
I’m 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:40:40 AM PST
by
Dacula
(You are where you are by the choices you make)
To: Lucky9teen
4
posted on
03/06/2009 4:43:15 AM PST
by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: Lucky9teen
5
posted on
03/06/2009 4:46:50 AM PST
by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:47:59 AM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:49:00 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. And SOON!!!)
To: Lucky9teen
Barack Obama is not who we thought he was.
A BS comment from someone claiming to be a moderate conservative.
Ain’t change great!
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:50:57 AM PST
by
wita
To: Lucky9teen
Some country song,artist unknown: “Think i’ll just stay here and drink”...
Hank Williams Jr...”A Country Boy Can Survive”.....Fleetwood Mac,”Landslide”....
Roy Orbison, “Cryin’”
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:54:36 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("No pale pastels,but bold colors".....Ronnie,we sure do miss you,sir!)
To: Lucky9teen
Whoo-Hooo!!
TOP TEN!
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:55:33 AM PST
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: Lucky9teen

Regards
alfa6 ;>}
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posted on
03/06/2009 4:56:47 AM PST
by
alfa6
To: Lucky9teen
What song titles reflect our current "economic" situation today?It's the End of the World as We Know It.
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:03:53 AM PST
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy. FUBO!)
To: Lucky9teen

The funniest .GIF on the internet ground-ways.
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:04:39 AM PST
by
MaxMax
(RINO=RAT!)
To: Lucky9teen
Love the animated graphic of the bird stealing the chips!
Happy Friday, all!
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:07:34 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Let the 2nd American Revolution begin!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:10:47 AM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Tagline removed under court order)
To: Lucky9teen
SEE? I told you, didn't I tell you that Edwards had a gay right grip?, I did
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:11:04 AM PST
by
MaxMax
(RINO=RAT!)
To: Lucky9teen
I think Flakes by Frank Zappa describes the whole thing pretty neatly.
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:21:04 AM PST
by
sig226
(1/21/13 . . . He's not my president . . . Impeach Obama . . . whatever)
To: Lucky9teen
In the top 20! Wooooooooohooooooo it’s FRIDAY!
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:28:16 AM PST
by
rockabyebaby
(We are soooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:31:19 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Te odeo, interfice te cochleare)
To: rockabyebaby
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posted on
03/06/2009 5:31:23 AM PST
by
SolidWood
(Palin: "In Alaska we eat therefore we hunt.")
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