Posted on 02/26/2009 4:48:21 AM PST by lewisglad
An oddly titled story called "Lindsay Just Can't Stop Hopeless" features a picture taken the night she was out partying with Lily Allen, and there's some kind of white substance up Lindsay's nostril (Fig 3).
She told her family it was lint. But a "friend" says: "She's so wacked out of her mind she doesn't know what day it is sometimes."
LL told friends she doesn't want to live past 30 because she doesn't want to get old and ugly.
She wants to die young like her idol Marilyn Monroe
What does Warren Beatty have in mind for Lindsay Lohan?
He has something, because Beatty is apparently dangling a new movie role in front of the actress. But it has some strings attached to it.
What Im told is that Warren, the smartest guy in Hollywood, bar none, wants Ms. Lohan to come live under his roof at least one of his guest roofs while he shoots this movie.
And wait, youre wondering, what movie is this? Beatty is said to have a script he wants to direct and star in, with La Lohan possibly playing his daughter.
Lindsay is said to know this is a chance of a lifetime and a way to re-start her languishing career.
But Lohan is a gifted actress with a lot of baggage and reputation for not making it to the set always on time and in one piece. So Beattys proviso sounds like a smart idea. And how bad it can be to live up on Mulholland Drive under the aegis of Annette Bening? I can hear a lot of young actresses heading to the phone now to try and get that gig.
Lindsay has a lot of friends in the business including Conde Nast/Vanity Fair genius editor Ingrid Sischy. The former pilot of Interview magazine is said to be eager also to help Lindsay get back on track, and has offered her (the right kind of ) magazine covers. So its up to Lohan, whos wasted too much time playing at life and a career. Lindsay, pack your bags! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,499865,00.html
That will be tough since Monroe was 36.
What a fruitcacke from a family of trash. Hope Mommy Lohan is proud of her young skank.
Well, hurry it up already.
Psst, Lindsay - Marilyn was 36 when she died.
Wouldn’t she have to have sex with a President or something?
So, she drinks excessivley and does drugs which age her prematurely? Brilliant.
Enough with this pinhead.
“LL told friends she doesn’t want to live past 30 because she doesn’t want to get old and ugly.”
As we age and our physical attractiveness gives way to gravity, we are supposed to become more knowledgeable and wiser. Unfortunately, people like LL and liberals who cling to adolescence never get to that point. They remain blissfully ignorant in their pretend youth.
The lotus eaters had nothing on those who idolize youth.
.."finding it difficult, more and more everyday, to fight through that line of 3 people who give a s***"
That photo looks like Peter Noone of Herman’s Hermits.
All she needs to do is have an affair with a sitting President, have a child by unknown, possibly President or his relative, and then die under mysterious causes.
I’m sure Hilary has some “Vince Foster” pointers for the sitting President.
/Sarc???
Alas, Martin Luther King JR is dead and can’t provide the shame that induced Marilyn’s suicide.
Sad to see ... the self-loathing she feels must be enormous.
...money will make things happen like that..
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