What does Warren Beatty have in mind for Lindsay Lohan?
He has something, because Beatty is apparently dangling a new movie role in front of the actress. But it has some strings attached to it.
What I’m told is that Warren, the smartest guy in Hollywood, bar none, wants Ms. Lohan to come live under his roof — at least one of his guest roofs — while he shoots this movie.
And wait, you’re wondering, what movie is this? Beatty is said to have a script he wants to direct and star in, with La Lohan possibly playing his daughter.
Lindsay is said to know this is a chance of a lifetime and a way to re-start her languishing career.
But Lohan is a gifted actress with a lot of baggage and reputation for not making it to the set always on time and in one piece. So Beatty’s proviso sounds like a smart idea. And how bad it can be to live up on Mulholland Drive under the aegis of Annette Bening? I can hear a lot of young actresses heading to the phone now to try and get that gig.
Lindsay has a lot of friends in the business including Conde Nast/Vanity Fair genius editor Ingrid Sischy. The former pilot of Interview magazine is said to be eager also to help Lindsay get back on track, and has offered her (the right kind of ) magazine covers. So it’s up to Lohan, who’s wasted too much time playing at life and a career. Lindsay, pack your bags! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,499865,00.html
Psst, Lindsay - Marilyn was 36 when she died.
“LL told friends she doesn’t want to live past 30 because she doesn’t want to get old and ugly.”
As we age and our physical attractiveness gives way to gravity, we are supposed to become more knowledgeable and wiser. Unfortunately, people like LL and liberals who cling to adolescence never get to that point. They remain blissfully ignorant in their pretend youth.
The lotus eaters had nothing on those who idolize youth.