Humor and Who Care's Break: Amy Fisher Taking Up Stripping

Fox News ^ | 02/17/09 | NY Post

[Pistolshot]

This is the entire article. I thought with all the Bovine Excrement of Porkulus, we could all use a laugh.

[Badeye]

Back to capitalism in its oldest and purest form....(chuckle)

[andy58-in-nh]

Amy Fisher is hitting the pole.

This is news?

[Califreak]

If I was her, I’d be in permanent hiding.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Wow - I’m shocked - I thought she had more class than that!

[wally_bert]

I always thought the last name of the other party was a terrible one to have.

[qam1]

Considering she was able to link Joey Buttafuoco to the crime because the DNA of her herpes matched his, all I got to say is BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!!!!!

[theDentist]

What’s the name of her porn site? Shooters?

[Pistolshot]

Babes with Bullets for Buttafucos?

[WayneS]

Ahhhhhhhhh, the joys of understated sarcasm.

Delightful!

[allmendream]

Knock Knock.

Who is there?

Amy Fisher.

Amy Fisher wh...?

BAM!!!!

[MeanWestTexan]

Too old, but she clearly has the requisite daddy issues to be a good stripper.

[dfwgator]

[WayneS]

What, you mean Butfuccio?

I mean, Buttered... errr... Betyoufuc... err

Never-mind...

[Islander7]

If Amy is taking up stripping, she must be giving up her porn career.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Considering she was able to link Joey Buttafuoco to the crime because the DNA of her herpes matched his,

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I never knew that - it’s just amazing at all the useful pieces of information one picks up at FR!

[SkyDancer]

But then there's this:

Before

After

[romanesq]

Actually something did go down with the father. It was an issue that she referenced and her mother would not discuss.

It sounded bad.

[stevem]

Isn’t Amy Fisher about ready for social security?

[Snickering Hound]