Posted on 02/13/2009 6:58:55 AM PST by Scythian
You might have to click on the full page ad to see it full screen, read the information about the certified testing that has and is being done. Full Page Ad
Don’t listen to me. I’m a nut. Read up on it.
That is simply, grossly untrue (I studied atmospheric plume modeling in engineering school). And not even relevant, since contrails are not 'naturally occurring.'
Of course, some of us know who's really behind all this!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Cool pic, but I was always under the impression that the effect was because of the speed of the (tips of the) props (faster than the speed of sound.)
Not condensation, but vortex(?)
Disclaimer: Not a physicist, nor do I play one on tv...
Darn, beat me by 4 minutes!
1. There aren't “numerous patents” from the flier or anywhere on this thread. There's one, and it's from 1990. Here's a heads up too, there are plenty of nutty ideas that have been patented; the only thing you need to get a patent is an original idea. The idea doesn't necessarily have to *work* though, or even be feasible.
2. As was pointed out by Karl in Ohio way back in post #14 (a HUNDRED posts ago, which apparently you are still ignoring), 4,160,000 micrograms per liter (mcg/L) is the equivalent of 4.16 GRAMS of aluminum per every liter of water. Do you realize how incredible that sounds? Yes, there is a “BASIC LABS” that exists in Reeding CA, but anyone can CLAIM to have tests done by any lab that actually exists. But if this lab actually found 4.16 GRAMS of aluminum per LITER of water in a sample provided to them, and this sample wasn't turbid, was clear, that is it looked like regular water and wasn't OBVIOUSLY contaminated (which it would have been, it WOULD have been noticeably contaminated even by a cursory visual inspection trust me), then this “BASIC LABS” is a very incompetent testing lab indeed, “state certification” or not.
The point is that one wouldn't even need laboratory testing to show that level of contamination; all they'd have to do is show a picture of the water in question. Where's that on the flier?
3. All the rest of the claims on the flier are just that, claims, with no substantiation.
So let's review: we have a flier with ONE (not many, ONE) substantiated “patent” from 1990 about some crazy idea to seed the atmosphere with aluminum oxide particles to “prevent global warming”, and a *claim* that a state certified lab found over 4 GRAMS per liter of aluminum in a water sample, along with all types of other claims about real organizations (but no substantiation thereof) putting such nefarious plans into action.
Dear sir, for the reasons stated in the summary paragraph above, people are laughing at you. I would suggest you calm down and take a good objective look at the reality of the situation. Especially do some research into the “solubility of aluminum oxide”.
No, really, I do.
They're bachelors.
My mom lives in that area (Shasta County). Not a lot of sickness going on there.
Fooled you! I’m at work... you don’t know squat!!
High flying military jets too... If this is the first time these folks have seen these trails in the sky, I wonder where they've been for the last 60 years... That's the REAL tinfoil question.
It's tinfoil to spin wild theories as to just what the purpose of these things are, but there is a difference between the two. Contrails eventually dissipate and are gone. "Chemtrails" don't, and linger. On days that have a lot of them, they'll spread out and merge into a milky, hazy cloudcover. The sun can be seen through this layer of whatever it is, with a sort of sundog effect around it, like a refracted halo.
Again, I have no idea what the deal is with this, but there is a difference. If I were to speculate, my guess would be a misguided attempt at minimizing "global warming."
Ahhh! I never thought of that. Thanks for straightening me out on that.
A flying keg party!!!!
There is this obscure ritual that involves sacrificing chickens and pigs on our chemtrail generator.
And what they really didn't tell us was that Steve's bionics extended beyond what they showed on TV.
Yes, Mr. Austin is also rocket-powered and can fly; and for obvious reasons, they could not show or describe the location of the rocket motor. Let us just note that there is a good reason why Mr. Austin's bionic legs were designed to be fireproof.
Suffice it to say that Chemtrails are real, and bear an uncanny resemblance to the MondoSupremo offering down at the local Turborrito restaurant.
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