How to tell if a member of Hamas moves next door to you

Me | 2/12/09 | GeorgiaDawg32

[GeorgiaDawg32]

I've been thinking about Ears recent overture to Palistinians and his policy of allowing them into the U.S.

Rest assured, members of Hamas will also slink in under the radar and move into neighborhoods across the U.S. You may not know if your new middle eastern neighbor is a member of Hamas, but if they have a Persian cat that looks like this, it could certainly be and indication..

[Nam Vet]

I live about 6 blocks from the mosque that the Portland 6 (or 7 or whatever) raised their asses several times a day in. The flying moon worshippers who lived diagonally from me in the back, celebrated 9/11 a few years back with some fireworks. I kid NOT.

No use calling anyone, hell, one of the damned terrorists (convicted) worked in Mayor Katz' office. I hate this hell hole of liberalism.

Nam Vet

[Hegemony Cricket]

Heh - “BunnySlippers” posts ‘fur’gins! LOL

[Lady Jag]

How to tell if a member of Hamas moves next door to you,

They aren't clever enough to conceal it.

[absolootezer0]

[Marauder]

How does it set the bomb off? A thumbswitch is useless.

[shoutingandpointing]

“al-Catda”
“Meow-di Army”

Guess that must be an IEF: Improvised Exploding Feline.

I recognize they way that cat wears its keffiyeh. That cat is a Persian, not an Arabian—which would normally wear a halter. He beongs to the little-known al-Nine Lives sect that broke away and formed its own republic, today known as Catscratchistan. These are VERY dangerous cats!

[shoutingandpointing]

I recognize they the way that cat wears its keffiyeh. That cat is a Persian, not an Arabian—which would normally wear a halter. He beongs belongs to the little-known al-Nine Lives sect that broke away and formed its own republic, today known as Catscratchistan. These are VERY dangerous cats!

Can't type; can't proofread. Doh!

[Slings and Arrows]

LOL!

All cats are explosive. Just add water.

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

A thumbswitch is useless.

Don't be so sure! I had a "mutant" cat with an extra toe on both forepaws. She used them like opposable thumbs. She didn't have the span to actually open a doorknob but she would keep trying. We called her "Mittens" 'cuz she was a gray with white socks and bib and just a wee little cat.

I've seen other, larger Toms with the same mutation and they can and do learn how to open doors and such. I believe the mutation is becoming more common.

Regards,
GtG

[shoutingandpointing]

“All cats are explosive. Just add water.”

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(Christopher Walken voice)

Well NOW you tell me. That would have been good to know like, maybe, a few dozen runaway cats ago.

(/Christopher Walken voice)

THAT certainly explains some things from my traumatic childhood. lol

[LiberConservative]

THAT ... IS ... BLASPHEME.

A cat wouldn't even eat a ham-ass.

[Marauder]

My cat has no mutations, but she’s huge; doesn’t eat much but still weighs something like 19 lbs. She drinks a lot of water and puts out kitty pee like Niagara Falls, so I guess she could be borderline diabetic.

[To Hell With Poverty]

The rope around the head is an error.

That rope, that you see Arabs wear around their headdress, is a camel lead - it is a sign of wealth.

The religious do no wear them, as they are sworn to poverty. Obviously, an impoverished man could not afford a camel, and thus would not have a camel lead.

You mean they're sworn to chastity too?

[patton]

Mohammed married a girl of six, and entered her when she was nine.

Why would a Muslim consider chastity?

[To Hell With Poverty]

Well, I was just trying to make a joke about camels...

[patton]

You should make a trip to Saudi. It is a REAL eye-opener.

[wtc911]

I've been thinking about Ears recent overture to Palistinians and his policy of allowing them into the U.S.

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Exactly what policy?

[MortMan]

Their middle name is Hussein?