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Nude Biker Crashes with Trooper's Car
myfoxmemphis ^ | 2/11/09

Posted on 02/11/2009 12:40:50 PM PST by martin_fierro

Nude Biker Crashes with Trooper's Car

SEARCY, Ark. - A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.

A Searcy police report says 35-year-old Christopher A. Clark of Searcy kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident. Clark stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.

The report didn't indicate any injuries but both vehicles were damaged.

A witness quoted in the police report says Clark was "naked as a jaybird."

Searcy police cited Clark for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.


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KEYWORDS: crash; motorcycle; nude
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To: Owl_Eagle

bwahahahah


21 posted on 02/11/2009 1:05:09 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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To: martin_fierro

Fine, but was he wearing his helmet ?


22 posted on 02/11/2009 1:06:52 PM PST by Kimmers (Working hard so Obamas friends don't have to)
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To: martin_fierro

Izat against the law? Another freedom squashed by the Man.


23 posted on 02/11/2009 1:52:45 PM PST by arrogantsob
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To: martin_fierro

I haven’t been naked since 1968.


24 posted on 02/11/2009 1:55:24 PM PST by JoeSixPack1
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To: martin_fierro

The poor guy was just trying to get home so he could warm up. Why is the officer so silly?


25 posted on 02/11/2009 1:56:53 PM PST by linn37 (cue the circus music the democrats are back in charge)
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To: Lee'sGhost

I am beginning to agree with you...


26 posted on 02/11/2009 2:24:39 PM PST by OriginalChristian (If you can't get Life right, nothing else you think or say matters....)
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To: martin_fierro

How do they KNOW he didn’t have a license? Cavity search?


27 posted on 02/11/2009 2:58:13 PM PST by irishtenor (Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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To: martin_fierro
There were skidmarks like you wouldn't believe.

That was a dirty crack.

28 posted on 02/11/2009 3:00:29 PM PST by GSWarrior (To activate this tagline please contact the admin moderator.)
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To: martin_fierro

Cue the dueling banjos?


29 posted on 02/12/2009 8:19:41 AM PST by pt17
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